OUR REWARD IS IN HEAVEN

Grace and intelligence beats out six pack joe and the soccer moms.

A surge of our own. The financial crisis leads to a new surge in virulent antisemitism.

Collective punishment in Jerusalem?

Rightists have been wrongest.

And Carol does it.....AGAIN!

G'mar chatima tova. May you all be written in the book of life.

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NOW I KNOW MY ABC'S

Happy New Year almost. The preparations begin in the Warady household.

Carol promises to make amends to Charley for 28 years of suffering.

Vigilantes not wanted.

Sir Paul McCartney may have the answer to the hummus wars. Will he reveal his secret?

Are Shasniks afraid of Charley?

Are we crazy for getting up at 4am?

TO ALL OUR LISTENERS WE WISH A HAPPY HEALTHY NEW YEAR.

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PRIMARY COLORS

Red would be the color of the faces of the polling companies who all got it wrong on the primary results. And the networks who couldn't wait fifteen minutes in their bid to outdo each other.

Green is for Shas because its the color of money. Well in the US at least!

Yellow is for Netanyahu and the Likud who want elections now under the premise of democracy and the fact they all have amnesia about Israeli history. They are afraid Tzipi just might put it all together. Instead they'll refer to her as a "girl" -tactics of scaredy cats.

Blue is for Tzipi! The true blue hope of a nation!

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GENERAL HOSPITAL

Luke and Laura played by Charley and Carol go to the hospital so Luke (Charley) can have a CT scan. Laura (Carol) prays for a bout of amnesia. No McDreamies or McSteamies in this episode.

There's an opening on the psych ward for Ahmadenijad.

CSI:TEL AVIV The body of four year old Rose has been found.

Deri adds more spice to the pot that is the Jerusalem mayoral campaign but it could lead to food poisoning which means a trip to the ER and George Clooney doesn't work there anymore.

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THE MUPPET SHOW

We left the sealed room this week and ventured out for a stroll in the Mamilla Mall and dinner at Dolphin Yam.

One thing leads to another as Sarkozy visits Damascus. We get to talk about Gilad Shalit, Hezbollah's threats, Iran and Gaza.

Not politics as usual as the race for mayor of Jerusalem heats up.

We provide the balance for Fox News as we talk about what we think of Palin and McCain.

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Just a slightly shorter cast this week as our battery runs out. We fit it ALL in.

A tragedy grips the public here. Sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction and harder to follow as we learn about the death of a four year old girl.

Hamas ups the ante in their game of Lets Make A Deal. Behind door #1 is Gilad Shalit who has celebrated his third birthday as a captive held by Hamas.

Iran sets up a missile system in its suburb, Lebanon as protection for Teheran from an Israeli or US strike. We are without a government to deal with the real threat from Iran.

The Voice of Peace sails on. Abie Natan dies at age 81.

Thanks El Gecko!

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Its the bronze age for the seafaring people of Israel.

Shimon Peres actually can remember the Bronze Age as we wish him a happy 85th birthday!

Hezbollah no I mean Lebanon oops I think Hezbollah is threatening Israel. Its actually all one and the same now.

Hamas steps on Egypt's last nerve.

MePeace reviewed.

Chastity belts in Mea Shearim as they return to the dark ages. The Mod Squad faces arrest causing unrest in the hood.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUDY!

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Charley worries about friends in Atlanta and the break away southern states.

The politics of an Israeli education. What's hot and what's not.

Talansky and The Order of the FBI. How much money is he hiding in his chamber of secrets?

Still waiting for Gilad Shalit. Maybe by November.

This episode brought to you by Charley the good uncle and the stylish Aunt Carol.

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Every once in a while we just have fun with the podcast and that's what we did this week. Samantha joined us. We talked some politics and some funny stories. A new children's book with an important message. And Carol doesn't know her own kids. Enjoy!!

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Lets look at video of Olmerts journey as he leaves us ( I hope!) on Israeli Idol- The Politicians Edition

Survey says! Livni for the win! What are da boyz planning to cook up in the back room.

Are we smarter than Hamas? An interesting article from the son of a Hamas commander in the Haaretz magazine.

We feed back to a listener and Charley pushes the limits right over the edge.

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Obama mania comes to Israel. How can you not vote for a man who can execute a 3 point shot from the corner? Nothing but net!

Men behaving badly. Israeli's and Arabs.

Even worse the government behaves badly making Ultra Orthodox schools culturally unique. Its the new euphemism for making legal what the governments past and present have been doing illegally and with our money!

Gilad's comrades are discharged from the army at the end of their service. They have not forgotten him.

A little irony to top things off. Aviv Geffen writes a song for Gilad Shalit.

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NO DIRECTION HOME

Private Benjamin gets discharged. Arielle is now a civilian.

Israelisms goes to Sundance!

The fate of our kidnapped soldiers is confirmed as our nation mourns their deaths.

Samir Kuntar reveals the truth. The conflict with Lebanon/Hezbollah/Iran is not over. Their bloodlust continues.

The implications for Gilad Shalit.

Olmert: Game Over!

The Kuntar Video

What the Arab world had to say and what the international community didn't.

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AMERICA! LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT?!

Dual loyalties or dueling loyalties? Hey we didn't make the rules.

BBQ ala Olmert.

No ceasing the firing so its time to follow the money and put the squeeze on Hamas.

How about Iran just photoshops a nuke instead of the real thing.

Invited to our wedding- don't forget your credit card.

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Our favorite jet setter Charley is home. Sam drops in for a visit.

Happy Birthday Samantha, Arielle & America!

Future implications of the deal with Hezbollah and the only remaining Lebanese prisoner.

A new guide for voting in Israel.

The latest terror attack. Instead of going postal he went construction?!

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HURRY UP!

We're in a hurry because the battery is about to go. So, it's kind of a short one.

But we still have a chance to talk about Israelis For Obama

Olmert not stepping down

And all sorts of stuff

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TOMMY, WE HARDLY KNEW YE

Tommy Lapid passes away - always outspoken, never boring...we will miss him

Summer has arrived and the yearly Gay Pride Parade debate has started

Hamas can't see the target for the trees

If Tzipi Livni is Agent 99...does that make Olmert Maxwell Smart?

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SHOULD HE STAY OR SHOULD HE GO

ABC News radio finally goes to the expert. They couldn't find him so they went to Charley

Charley is unemployed and Carol is overemployed

Olmert, Olmert, and more Olmert

Talk, talk, and more talk

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SPINNING WHEEL GOT 2GO ROUND

Spinology - the science of creating something from nothing

Spinologist - anyone who works for Olmert
- the media who spin news into bigger and bigger news

Syrian Spin - We get the Golan for free!

Palestinian Spin - We are the stars of the show...see this week's episode of The Love Boat

Unsuccessful Spin - Mohammed al Dura unravels

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IT'S A FAMILY AFFAIR

Arielle, Samantha, Carol, and Charley sit around the table and talk about stuff. News of the day, news of the their lives, and no discernible direction. Hope you enjoy listening as much as we had making it for you.

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THIS JUST IN #1

Welcome to our vidcast!! Here Carol and Charley get a chance to let loose a little and have some fun. Hope you have fun watching!

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FINAL JEOPARDY ANSWER: "WHO IS JACKIE MASON?"

Israel's Independence Day..."...something unpredictable, but in the end is right..."

Olmert..."...will he stay or will he go now?..."

In Beirut..."...everybody was Kung Fu fighting..."

Israeli inventions..."Wii will, wii will rock you..."

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A BI GEZUNDT

We remember

Holocaust Remembrance Day

What happened to the Jews of North Africa during the Holocaust

60 Years After...the brave doctors and nurses of Hadassah Har Hatzofim remembered

Hats off to Yossi Harel - commander of the Exodus, who died this week

What we'd like to forget: Benizri has to go to jail and can't pass go...Olmert in the hot seat again...UNIFIL is full of crap...

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It's A Hot One

The show that asks the question...can sex sell Israel?

Are old Jewish men really a danger to the US?

Does Assad have any honor to defend?

Hamas, what's up with them?

And finally, how many minutes of oxygen does a sealed room really have?

And....here's Sam's movie!

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Chag Sameach, and a Happy Pesach from the Israelisms crew of Charley, Carol, Samantha, and Arielle.

Charley is back again and is tired...again

Jimmy Carter is making his rounds...woo hoo!

JStreet makes its bid to be an alternate AIPAC

And Carol and Charley talk about who has better PR and why?

THE SHOW MUST GO ON!

Arielle earns her bribe by filling in for Charley. She is one of my two FAVORITE daughters!

Will love conquer all and will the marriage last as two young Haredim get married despite the protests.

Katzav decides to roll the dice.

Olmert makes more empty statements as we are faced with another terror attack.

Hamas fakes it ala When Harry Met Sally.

Can't wait till Charley gets back so he can help me clean!

Oh and do the show!

When Irish Eyes Are Smiling

Charley visited the emerald Isle with the Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour

Who really is the most stupid person in the room?

The foxes are guarding the hen house in the next UN conference on racism

Should you be able to sell bread on Passover in Israel? How do you keep the "Jewish" in the Jewish State?

Tension on the Syrian border...Oh just take a pill!!

Here is Ray Hanania's response to the article blasting the Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour in the Houston student paper and the Electric Intifada.

Charley returns! Tales of the tour. Up close and personal with a Gazan

Lights out in Tel Aviv

Nyet, nyet, Leiberman

CSI: Israel...new DNA database

Organ donations and how dead is dead?

And Charley is off again and this time to Dublin, Ireland but will be back for the show. Jet lag? What jet lag?

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I DID IT!

Carol triumphs over technology! And she discovers she can talk for a half hour straight!Holy cow!

Sam versus Al Jezeera.

The new Israeli and Hamas game. Deal or No Deal. Fun for the whole family!

Honeymoon in Paris for Peres.

Is a representative government on the way or will the messiah get here first?

Can Arielle be bribed? Oh who are we kidding.

I miss Charley !

Tough love from the Peanut Gallery

The whole crew is together for the Anniversary Show!

Terrorist attack in Jerusalem...bombing in Sderot...ya know....

Samantha discovers a new singing sensation...Gal Fisher, singing Ayn Li Kesef B'kisism (No money in my pocket)

.......in memory of......

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A peek behind our on-air personalities...oh hell, what you hear is what you get

Canada needs to learn geography

The survey says...what Israeli voters are thinking...or not

What Shas is willing to do for Rabbi Yosef?

From Gaza With Love...to Sderot..and Ashkelon. How do we stop this lovefest?

Next week is the Big 3! Our 3 Year Anniversary!

TELL US WHAT YOU THINK!

Warning: Almost intolerable humming at around the 30 minute mark. Sincerest apologies, and I know what I did wrong. It always takes me a couple weeks to get these new things right. (you should listen to the first few podcasts when we first got our fancy mics and mixing board....ouch)