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Israelisms Podcast #354


Sat, Feb 11, 2012

POLITICS AS USUAL

We can even tie in the Republican Primary to Israeli politics. How's that?!

HAPPY SUPER BOWL

Tying in Republican primaries to Israeli politics. Only we can do it.

YAIR LAPID FOR EVERYTHING!!

Noam Shalit is running for a spot in Labor. Good move? Bad move? Hear the argument!

It's raining!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

It's 2012 and you know what that mean....more Israelisms! And you don't even have to be religious.

HAPPY CHANUKAH

Or Christmas, or Solstice, or whatever. We cover it all and then some. 

HAPPY CHANUKAH

It's a special edition with more nonsense about Israel than should be allowed.

LOOKING FOR YOUR EMAILS

Carol wants you to write to us so you'd better write to us. The email address is israelisms@gmail.com

And she's not kiddin'.

Happy Seasons

Happy Thanksgiving, and Black Friday and assorted revolutions.

More Rockets

So much for cease fire, huh? Plus...Sam isn't with us this week. But there's good news, too!

CHANGING OF THE GUARD?

Samantha takes over as host of today's show and she does a heckuva job!

GILAD SHALIT - WE BELIEVE

Let's face it....that's all everyone is talking about

HAPPY YOM KIPPUR EVERYBODY

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

RUNAWAY TRAIN

The Jerusalem Light Rail System starts and can't get it together. But that's okay...neither can the rest of the country.

WE'RE HOME!!

Back from Chicago and you can hear all about it. Oh yeah...and Israel stuff, too.

THE VACATION PODCAST

LAST ONE FOR A COUPLE WEEKS. WE'RE GOING TO THE STATES FOR VACATION AND WE'LL CATCH UP WHEN WE GET BACK!

LAZY DAZE OF SUMMER

The Israeli government isn't giving us much to talk about but that's never stopped us before.

WHAT IS THE BOYCOTT LAW?

And other confusing stuff

BETTER LATE THAN NEVER....OOPS

ROOT BEER FLOTILLA

Greece is the word and they stop the flotillas

Elvis gets a bath

Charley is bad with ages

FOR INFORMATION AND ENTERTAINMENT

 Going to see Comedy For Koby and urge everyone to donate to the Koby Foundation

Carol provides the information...Charley throws in some misinformation. A normal show, all in all.

Carol's Friend, Russell Crowe

Carol flirts with fame and circumcision. And that's the normal part of the show.

HAPPY SHAVUOT!

We talk about Scotland, of all places. And all other things concerning our little corner of the world.

BIBI IS A PURTY TALKER

We pretty much only talk about Bibi's speech to the United States Congress. And ain't that enough?

HAPPY LAG B'OMER

Let the fires begin!! And of course we talk about the Rapture, and Nakba, and the Obama speech and all sorts of other things that we can do nothing about. Join in!

Here Comes The Rain Again

Weird weather in Israel. Plus Memorial Day, Independence Day, and not watching American Idol! GO BULLS!!

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY

We talk about so many things it's hard to describe so you'll just have to listen. And HAPPY ISRAEL INDEPENDENCE DAY

Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You

The Royal Wedding was captivating...even here

Should we talk to Fatah/Hamas Govt.? Well, Carol and Charley can yell at each other about it!

And all sorts of other stuff

Passover, Easter, and Stuff

National comedy tour and crises that aren't ours. 

And as Andy Kim would say, "Oh, baby Na Na Na Na Na Na Na"

Happy Pesach!!

BUY ME A BELT!!

Small little war going on in the South and Charley can't bring himself to buy a belt. Trials and Tribulations.

Sam Is Back!!

Sam joins us in the studio to talk about things that are happening in Israel and stuff.

Gezundheit, Labriut, Bless you

Carol has a sneezing attack until a mysterious roll of toilet paper appears. HAPPY PURIM EVERYBODY!!

Disasters And Such

Not a lot of good news out there...but that never stopped us from doing a podcast.

News And Views

Still not much happening, but we make a go of it

Raise the Bar

finally

More Helen Thomas

Just when you thought she had gone away forever...we talk about her

ALL EGYPT...ALL THE TIME

Today we talked about Egypt. And then we talked about Egypt. Guess what we talked about after that.

BETTER LATE THAN NEVER

We Was Robbed!

No...seriously...we were robbed. It was not a great week around here and it had nothing to do with politics!

Charley's Published and Carol's Blinged

Buy Charley's soon to be best-selling novel "5ive Speed" at Amazon and you'll be happy you did.

Ehud Barak quits Labor and seals his fate as being just plain dumb.

Carol got her TwittaBling and she's very excited about it.

And other stuff

Sorry...No Video

First we have problems with the audio, and this week it is the video. It's just so hard to keep up these days. We still plowed through it, though. Enjoy.

The Show Must Go On

Nothing but problems these last couple weeks. It took us two tries to get this one up. I guess that's what happens when you live in a third world country. I'm blaming Eli Yishai and Shas....or Bibi...or Lieberman...or Barak.

Enjoy.

Shiny Objects

Deep Purple is coming! And so is Bon Jovi! Yeah for the classic rockers!!

The conversion bill burial

The yeshiva stipend bait and switch

And is Israel a country with severe ADD?

IsraelismsBling

"Like" Carol on Facebook so she can win jewelry http://www.facebook.com/TwittaBling?v=wall

Stupid rabbis getting paid by the government

The fires are out but some should keep burning

Ring Of Fire

Israel experiences its worst fire disaster in history

The Waradys go to the movies...in Rishon

Cellcom goes down and no wonder

Post-Thanksgiving Day Wrap-Up

Talking turkey...and Israel, and Lebanon, and...

Misadventures of Arielle

Ultra-Orthodox stealing identities and other halachically questionable topics

Really...REALLY Special Guest

Samantha brought home "That Boy" and he has a name and a voice and everything. This one is a special one. You're going to enjoy it.

Can Carol Stay Awake?

If you can't view it...you'll probably hear Carol yawn. I wasn't bored. Hope you aren't.

You Know It Makes Me Wanna Shout

This one is dedicated to those that have missed Carol and Charley having an argument lately.

WE GOT THE KINDLES

We finally received the Kindles and naturally there's a funny story behind it.

Conversion, stipends, and other forms of coercion

Carol's trip to TA

We're Back!

After a couple weeks' technical difficulties are solved.

No going to the back of the bus!

Nice wedding and Mazal Tov to Sara and David

Better Late Than Never

Sorry!!! Connectivity problems solved and aggravation behind us...

I don't even remember what we talked about. Think I'll listen, too.

Rock Paper Scissors

RIP Stony Curtis - Wilma and Betty will miss you

Ozzy finally sobers up enough to come visit

Want a ride on the Provocation Yacht?

Foreign Minister for sale

Settlement freeze? Not in this heat!

Pudding! It's All The Proof You Need

SPECIAL GUEST IN THE STUDIO: Smelly Cat

Gush Etzion - Dialogue not boycotts

Girls in Mea Shearim just wanna have fun

3 guesses and the first 2 don't count: What was the finding of UNHRC regarding the flotilla?

Two states...for whom, exactly?

THE KINDLES ARE COMING!! Thanks so much to all of you who donated.

This Is A Zionist Plot

Happy New Year! 5771

We haven't stopped eating yet?

New York's Finest in the Holyland

Hamas threatens the PA and we have a brawl in the studio!

No more Daylight Savings Time - I guess we better save more for next year

It's a mitzvah (#614) - PLEASE DONATE TO OUR KINDLE FUND

Happy New Year!!

It's that time again. Rosh Hashanah and 3 days of stores being closed. Can we survive?

Speaking of food...Tzur Hadassah has a supermarket!

Hamas is doing its best to kill people and peace possibilities

Ovadia Yosef espousing his stupidity once again

And please donate to the Kindle Fund on the right hand side of this page!

Technical Difficulties

Sorry about the late post. 

Dog Days of Summer

Weather? What weather?

Ir HaBira or Jerusalem Beer Festival!

We're #22! We're #22!

Are you facebook stupid?

And of course Benji comes AFTER the show is over!

Don't forget kindle mania! Donate please!

A Kindle In The Wind

Step into The Lion's Den, the one on Yoel Salomon Street in Jerusalem!

Lebanon in 3 parts- the movie, rights for Palestinian refugees and Hezbollah using the Blame Israel card!

Rabbi:1  GoKarts:0

Lies and video tape, sorry no sex!

Who's afraid of a few Reform Jews? Rabbi Amar!

Which of the seven dwarfs best describes Charley today?

Thanks Mothy John, Gail, Redboy and Amy for joining us today!

We're havin a heat wave!

Dawson gets married! Is Joey jealous?

Old Navy are you ready?

If a tree is trimmed on the border does Hezbollah hear it?

ill Jordan condemn rocket fire now? Iran plays with it's marrionettes.

Did we mention how hot it is or how cool we'd be if we had a kindle?

The Kindle Kwest

Breaking News: Deputy Mayor of Jerusalem caught in affair with a donkey! As usual, the Mayor of Jerusalem is unavailable for comment. 

Would you like some mortars with your rocket? Grad rocket hits Ashkelon.

How do teachers fail a basic knowledge test?

The 8th happiest place in the world! Well at times it is kinda like Disney World!

Evidently Doctors Without Borders has borders!Poor PM Harriri- Can't live with them Can't live without them

Under the definition of soulmates are pictures of Abbas and Netanyahu!

ISRAELISMS KINDLE FUND !

Who's In Charge?

We don't need no stinkin show notes!

From Emek Refaim to the Malka Mall people piss us off!

We talk about converting and we don't mean Uncle Ben's Converted Rice!

When is a new mall and a five star hotel part of a humanitarian crisis? When it's in Gaza of course!

There was no refudiating during this podcast!

Charley's List

It's tool time with Charley!

How's the duty free at El Arish?

The fox is guarding the Haredi school hen house!

When is reading the Torah and praying something you should be ashamed of?

Will there be something Rotten in the State of Israel?

Vituperative!

#140 Conference Round Up- its just like being there!

Bibi's in the (white) house!

Does Hussein make you nervous?

Mutual respect in Sderot? 

Free Gilad Shalit! Get the Hamas prisoners out of their air conditioned jail cells and back to Gaza!

THE OSBOURNE'S

Reality podcasting like you've never seen/heard it before!

Survey says voters are tired of the Haredi/Ultra Orthodox parties.

White nights in Tel Aviv!

Red Hot Chili Peppers!

The World Cup is holding up flotilla aid to Israel.

What did Sam tell Charley after the show? Stay tuned for next weeks episode!

Read My Blog!

It was a quiet week in Israel for a change. Mondial and French Toast bagels!

Who wants to know what Ahmadinejad had for breakfast?

Everything that Bibi did not speak about!

Gilad Shalit has spent 4 years at the mercy of Hamas. That's 3 years and 364 days too many!

Reminder: Read my blog at hashtagisrael.wordpress.com

Teach Your Children Well

Elton John shows them how it's done!

Shas no longer for the Sepharidim.

110,000 Haredim protest in favor of segregation.

Where did Bibi go?

Where is the humanitarian aid for Gilad Shalit held captive by Hamas in Gaza for four years now?

GOOOOOOOOOOAL!!

Thank God for the World Cup!

Yair Lapid needs to cool off!

When is a picture not worth a thousand words? When it's from Reuters!

The definition of don't ask, don't tell = Acting PM Moshe Ya'allon and The Gang of Seven!

The truth just got its pants on! Video and testimony jive with IDF version of events.

Gay Pride in Tel Aviv. Madrid forgot about Gay Pride in favor of anti Israel prejudice.

ROOT BEER FLOTILLA

Presenting The Flotilla Choir singing "We Con the World" for your amusement!

What the heck really happened?

How did it happen?

Who is to blame and who is NOT to blame?

Where was Israel's Minister of Information while all of this was happening? 

Why isn't Yair Lapid going into politics?

All these questions and you actually believe we have the answers? Of course we do! Now where is the ice cream for my flotilla?!!!

OOOPS!!!!!

ROTFLMAO! I forgot to post the show! Reason? Watched the finale of American Idol right after doing the show. Too busy celebrating Lee's win I guess. Brain FAIL!!

ENJOY THE SHOW!

I Used To Be Disgusted But Now I Try To Be Amused

Can you have too many cheesecakes?

Elvis has left the building. 

Chomsky- no laws against morons.

Abu Tir advertises for L'Oreal hair color! Don't hate him because he looks stupid!

A moderate terrorist is still a terrorist!

HAPPY JERUSALEM DAY!

The Bar Rafaeli Affair and it's not with Leo!

My Two Dad's and An Intolerant Judge.

Who's afraid of the Haredim? The prosecutor's office for one.

What do Iran, Syria, Hezbollah and our MK's have in common? One stupid move from any of them and we'll be naming a new war.

What gag order?

SO YOU SAY YOU WANNA  REVOLUTION

Tell me again, why did we copy the British form of government?

Abbas and Bibi are a match made in bizzaro world heaven!

How do 2.6 kids support 6.9 kids? or What is it exactly we want from the Haredim?

The very relevant truth about Goldstone. Kharma just took a bite out of his keister!

Women empowered. They get to play football...in lingerie! Charley discovers America!

WHO GIVES A TOSS?

Do you take your coffee with Humus or black?

The miracle of the Maytag Washing machine!

Activists decide there is no free speech for Israeli's in the UK.

Israeli Arab MK's- What are they good for?-Absolutely nothing!

All we are saying Abbas, is give Fayyad a chance!

Judge the joke not the politician!

And remember-Giraffes can't yawn!

SAM I AM

Samantha joins us from the north country.

We get buzzed or at least our house does by the IAF on Memorial Day!

Hey who let in the Reform Rabbi?!

Seal or a seal will be in Tel Aviv in July. Stay tuned to find out which!

The White House staff suffers from Jerusalem Syndrome.

See what happens when Wyle E Coyote gets a hold of a Katyusha rocket!

And buy a bag and read the blog of The Totebag Chronicles !

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!!

Sad Memorial Day...but Happy Independence Day!

Shopping in a Hangar

Ice skating in Eilat

Terrorist Blvd. in Ramallah

And when in doubt...blame Olmert. He probably did it.

SCANDALOUS!

Evidently Jim Gaffigan has met Arielle!

Name that street! I can name the street in the PA within 5 terrorist names!

Dinner with Fatah and Hamas. Food fight?

The Holyland Mafia, of course they're all friends of former PM Olmert!

Tongues are wagging as the court of public opinion gets to hear about Anat Kam. 

Holocaust Remembrance Day in Israel April 12th.

It's Not A Name...It's A Label

Passover's almost over...but Happy Easter!

Charley's show is sold out...well...Jim Gaffigan's show is sold out

Prayers at The Kotel

Politics...politics...politics

I Know You Are, But What Am I?!

The correct response to Charley's statement "You're wrong!" See above!!

Rain rain go away and fill the Kinneret another day!

Who you callin; Rabbi? Will this be the next coalition crisis?

The Brits know how to carry a grudge!

Deputy Minister Litzman is a dead head!

If there was no war in 1967 where would the Palestinians be today? Now it's your turn.

MARCH MADNESS

Charley is mad and he's gonna have to take it for a lot longer!

Eli Yishai put out the bait and the White House bit!

Not everything in Jerusalem is actually in East Jerusalem.

Haaretz fudges the numbers a bit and changes its headline a lot!

Do we learn from history and use it or do we set it aside to try and make new history? 

IT'S HOW YOU PLAY THE GAME

Do you have a funny bone?

H&M is here and suddenly we're stylish!

Bibi's still reading the playbook. Eli Yishai charged with unsportsman like behavior and Abbas steals second base!

How much is a refugee worth in todays market?

Denial, it's not just for the holocaust anymore!

Pesach is coming!

HERE GOES NOTHING OR SOMETHING

I kick it old school and solo!

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Even the Kineret has a red line that can be crossed.

Turkey is singing a new tune "We Want You Back" by MJ

Come on over here Obama- Yes You Can!

Can I get some shrimps with my unkosher bus? 

A DEAD TERRORIST IS A GOOD THING

Mother nature is pissed at her children!

Arielle for Top Chef! Can you taste it?

Was Charley's life in danger?

J Street turns into a dead end street.

Syria is out of the closet and in Ahmadinejad's arms!

Get your hands off of my heritage and get your own!

And finally a little shmaltz with that red herring!

DUBAI OR NOT DUBAI!

Ancient tax unearthed! Needs to be reburied!

Now anyone with a Groucho mustache and glasses thinks they can do it! Hat tip to Aussie Dave from Israellycool!

Was it a group effort?

Like good scouts they are always prepared...with lightbulbs filled with paint of course!

The Rabbi Elon "affair" . 

WE LOVED THE CHAT! HANG OUT WITH US AGAIN NEXT WEEK!

Slowly Getting The Kinks Out

When is a parking lot just a parking lot?

I wanna retire when I'm 42. Ooops too late!

Charley, the lost Twilight vampire is in search of new blood!

Facts! What are they good for? Absolutely nothing! Sung to the tune of War What is it Good For? as sung by Desmond Travers!

Thanks so much for all the great chat! We love it!

WE COULDN'T BE WORSE!

What do Pat Boone, Mike Huckabee and Mike Tobin have in common?

Snow on Mount Hermon where it belongs!

Love means never having to say you're sorry unless you have to file a report with the UN.

From Italy with love! Next time bring some gelato!

Survey says! Pie charts and bar graphs tell us what the Israeli public thinks.

ISTREAM USTREAM WE ALL STREAM FOR ISRAELISMS!!

We get off to a bumpy start that turns into a rollercoaster!

We are joined by a chatty bunch! Our daughter Sam, Itamar, and Matt from The Redboy Podcast!join in the fun and chat with us! Join the chat room at our next podcast!

Omri Casspi is an All Star Rookie!

A Hamas leader lived violently and guess what? 

The Jets versus Sharks in an ultra orthodox throw down!

Dried fruit and nuts are on the menu!

Remember Gilad Shalit is still held by Hamas somewhere in Gaza.

FULL HOUSE

Is Yair Lapid the one? Can he save Zion?

Lebanon and Syria are on high alert? Because they want to invite Israel to a war?

Zippidy Do Da out does whats her name from CNN!

Teffilin Terrorist on a plane!

The politics of higher learning as only Israel can!

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TURKEY POT PIE

Israel sends a field hospital and search &rescue teams to help with the devastation in Haiti. Haiti voted for the creation of the State of Israel in the famous UN vote in 1947.

Deputy Foreign Minister Ayalon ruins my vacation in Turkey

C'mon people now, lets get together. Stop Shas!

Extremists versus moderates. A fresh new way to frame the conflict.

Give us your best shot! Let us know what you think about the new video cast!

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LIVE FROM ISRAEL ITS ISRAELISMS LIVE!

Hope you got to see how we make Israelisms magic! If you missed it click on this

Some Knesset members can't stand the truth... I mean satire!

Gaza border heats up as Israel gets ready to put a dome on it!

Is there such a thing as too much hummus?

Rahm Emanuel does his Ari Gold impression!

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SAY IT ANY WAY YOU LIKE IT'S 2010!

Pizza and Dexter for your romantic New Year celebration!

What's the insubordination of your choice?

Mofaz pushes Charley's buttons.

We got the right guys!

Arab MK with Hamas on speed dial!

Have a wonderful year! Let it be the year we bring Gilad Shalit home!

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PEACE ON EARTH

Jewish traditions on Christmas. Of course it includes food!

We report or rather argue and you decide. Should university professors be allowed to advocate for insubordination in the IDF and not be punished for it? Or like Rabbi's should they be held responsible for their words?

Al Aqsa Brigades let the Fatah public mask slip.

Hamas may learn that what goes around comes around as Belgian courts are used against them.

When you think Bibi can't go any lower...he proves what a good limbo player he really is.

Enjoy this holiday season. Merry Christmas! We're still waiting for our presents!

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Winter Is Here

And it's cold in the studio!

Yeshivas pit themselves against Barak. Who will fold?

Happy Anniversary to Hamas. Let's hope it's their last one

Wanted: Tzipi Livni

Iran takes target practice

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HAPPY CHANUKAH

#140 Character Conference in Tel Aviv

You should never go to the well once too often

Israeli government is like an old British sitcom

American doctors in Israeli hospital. New twist on Survivor

The iPhone is here! The iPhone is here!

Have a sufganyiah on us. Or a latke. Or something fried in oil. HAPPY HANUKKAH

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Groundhog Day Prediction - 10 Month Freeze

Palestinians aren't happy with a ten month freeze

Settlers aren't happy with a ten month freeze

If nobody's happy, maybe they're doing something right!

We need kosher psych wards

Citizens trying to take Jerusalem back from the fanatics

Ray's citizenship plan too complicated?

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The Best Laid Plans

Hope you all had a great Thanksgiving!

We don't hate anybody. Just some of the things they do.

Israel needs freedom of religion and the group Hiddush is all over it!

Our friend Ray's plan for peace. Give peace a chance. And the article by Bradley Burston in Haaretz.

Settlement freeze...Gilad Shalit talks freeze...must be winter already

Move over Tel Aviv...the Golan Heights is coming!!

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ENOUGH!

Religious coercion how do I hate thee! Let me count the ways!

When West becomes East. Someone needs a compass.

Mofaz and his new reality show "The Biggest Loser"!

Supreme court justice unclear on the concept that freedom is not for prisoners!

Law makers unclear on the concept that there should be no hour minors can buy alcohol!

Have a great Thanksgiving!

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Down But Not Out

Carol bounces back from surgery to podcasting. You can't keep a good podcaster down

The Goldstone that won't go away

The GA is a wrap

Obama backs off

Haredim protest against people that work

And so much more....

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AN ADVENTURE IN TIME AND SPACE

Time travel with us back to October 6th!

We want our MTV! MTV Israel coming to a TV near us soon!

Sacramento Kings for the win! At least one anyway! Omri Casspi is fierce!

Gold versus Goldstone.

Iran shipment of arms to Hezbollah foiled by Israel. New Hezbollah Tshirt- We wanted arms and all we got were guns and rockets! Budumchum!

The waiter did it and other crimes recently solved in Israel.

Our thoughts are with the victims of Fort Hood.

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SEND US SOME REESE'S WHIPPS! IT'S HALLOWEEN!

Can we stop pretending to be happy about the rain yet?

Israeli's are everywhere. Now they're even in the NBA!

A Palestinian homosexual and a religious settler- no its not the start of a joke! Anything is possible in the land of the unbelievable.

News Alert: Egypt slips and recognizes Israel as the Jewish State!

Amnesty International fudges on the water issues and the media never bother to check.

Brace yourselves! Charley and Carol ratchet it up a notch or two!

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OFF THE CUFF AND INTO THE FRYING PAN

Who owned White Fang and who owned just plain Fang?

When the moon hits the sky like a big pizza pie..thats Israelisms!

Iran yada yada yada.

Is there room in that report for Goldstone's ego?

A little bit of good PR for Israel and the truth about the Temple Mount.

Agreeing with LEIBERMAN and YOSSI SARID? Get me some Lithium coz I must be bipolar!

A video you all need to see: UN Testimony

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TOW TO THE COW

Human's versus felines.

Kanye West meets Anne Frank.

The inmates are running the asylum!

All you need for justice is an automatic voting posse to back you up. Proof and fairness need not apply!

Middle East Amnesia plagues the area. Latest victim is Turkey.

How much can you get for a Feiglin?

The Obama Effect- and we aren't talking about his good looks.

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NO BELL PEACH PIE (Hat tip Jawbone Radio)

Most of us had to look twice. Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize! Congratulations.

Maybe the US administration should worry more about US anti Obama incitement. In the words of Jon Stewart 'Conservatives hate Obama more than they love their country" However far be it from us not to offer some advice.

Hamas and Fatah reunion tour?

The FOURTEENTH annual Save Al Aqsa From Danger Rally says it all!

Ducking shoes Abbas pulls out an old trick from Arafat's goodie bag.

Nominate Charley & Ray of the Israeli Palestinian Comedy tour for 2010 Nobel Prize for Peace! Spread the word!

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NAPTIME

Yom Kippur down. Succot to go.<. What does Roman Polanski have to do with Ehud Barak and the Goldstone report? Hey we don't know either!

Return of the Qassam. Sequel to Qassam's over Sderot.

Hey look over here! How Iran plays the game.

Egypt's biggest loser!

The video of Gilad Shalit. A sign of life after 3 long years.

And if you're into Superheroes, check out Lil Red's blog

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IT'S YAM KIPPUR RETARD!

The blessing of the Leonard Cohen! Is Beyonce far behind?

The times they are a changing.

Checkpoint Charley at Tzur Hadassah!

What's wrong with Goldstone? Diagnosis: Terminal stupidity

Bravo Bibi!

Obama, Bibi & Abbas have a UN Tweetup!

Gmar Chatima Tova! Chag Sameach!

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GET READY TO PARTY!

We're going to party like its 5770!

What am I? Chopped liver?

Hey for once it wasn't Hezbollah! UNIFIL however is the same ol same ol.

An Israeli tragedy. The death of Asaf Ramon son of Ilan Ramon an Israeli hero.

Guilty! Now lets investigate! or How the UN deals with Israel.

To all our listeners have a great year! We wish you health. All the rest will work itself out!

FREE GILAD SHALIT!

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EIGHT YEARS AFTER

Look out Jerusalem! Here comes Charley and Carol!

Torture worse than waterboarding.

Where in the world was Bibi Netanyahu?

What not to do if you think you might have swine flu.

Its better to be a male in Gazan society says someone who has made the change.

Anyone know where I can find some shmaltz? No seriously.

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ENEMIES WITHIN

Madonna makes Tel Aviv rock!

Haredi land for peace deal.

Is there one more Go To Jail card left in the deck for Leiberman?

Negotiating with Hamas is the definition of insanity. Unfortunately for Gilad Shalit the government has been insane for 3 years and counting.

Ethiopian children start school in Petach Tikva after a hard lesson in elitism.

When is a freeze not really a freeze and how many ice cubes needed to keep it that way.

Does Bibi see the real dangers as he focuses on Iran's nukes? We sure hope so.

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LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE

#GiladShalit makes the trending topics on Twitter!

Hey Meshaal, ever hear of the phone, an SMS or a tweet?

Sweden- Just sue their pants off!

Religous schools in Petach Tikva that have size issues as Ethiopian students just don't fit.

Leiberman is the Foreign Minister from Bizarro World or should be.

Why does education have to get political?

Happy Birthday Judy!

If you want to read Charley's last novel (unpublished as yet) it's posted on Authonomy. Leave comments and back it!

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PLANET ISRAELISMS

The King of Ratings is dead.

In your face Tel Aviv! Jerusalem 1st!

The UN resolution against Hamas killing Gazan civilians...that never was.

Mubarek goes to Washington.

Law and Order: Waiting for the start in Israel.

Netanyahu sure can pick em!

No Mattress Sales here on Memorial Day!

One of the few things we agreed on- Abbas and Bibi are no Begin and Sadat!

Hats off to Rep Barney Frank

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STATISTICALLY SPEAKING

What would you do when faced with the picture of spitting mad?

Al Quds Army. A guilty party looking for a crime.

Oy! Don't kiss the mezzuzah!

Is it better to be legally or politically minded. Sheikh Jarrah revisited.

Someone in Fatah finally puts the blame squarely where it belongs.

The guitar hero of Ben Yehuda!

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STARRING SAMANTHA!

Sheikh Jarrah where history doesn't follow a straight line! A legal case that made world leaders with no regard for history react in knee jerk fashion. What a smart leader would have done.

Tragedy in Tel Aviv. Murder at a GLBT center.

A dog named Anwar.

Fatah concludes Israel killed Arafat and now there will be an inquiry to see if there is any validity to their statement! And these guys are WINNING the PR war!!!

Filed under DUH! HRW states that Hamas committed war crimes.

Check out Religion_State

Take 30 seconds and sign the petition for Gilad.

Remember to use #israelisms in your tweets!

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REVERT BACK!

Tisha B'Av and the birth of Charley. A coincidence?

Where in the world is Avigdor Leiberman?

NY Times pictures Betar Illit as an Israeli town who would pull up stakes for a peace deal. Who wants to bet on that?

Hillary- Keep your defensive umbrella for a rainy day.

Demonizing Obama? Is that really the way to go?

In true Israelisms tradition Carol and Charley argue even when they are agreeing!

Twitter about Israelisms! Use #israelisms when you do so we can keep track of comments.

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UM BOP

Haredi crank phone calls and why the Deputy Minister of Health is a crank!

Justice is served up cold to a bad judge and the criminal he didn't convict.

Whose East Jerusalem is it anyway!

Bibi is losing his grip and so he tries to tighten it some more.

Why isn't Gilad Shalit the flavor of the month like Iran seems to be?

An excellent response to the response to the Cellcom commercial.

Join the Israelisms twitter revolution! Tweet us your comments!

Oh and in case I didn't get to mention it Free #gilad now!

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TWO CONSENTING ADULTS

Podcast history. Carol and Charley agree. At least for this week!

Cover your ears! Carol slips up!

Freak show on Ben Yehuda and we weren't part of it!

Starve a child Feed the Eda Haredit?! Haredim desecrate Jerusalem.

Where the next section of the security fence should go.

A great Israeli commercial for a change. Props to cellcom!

Instead of fasting for Gaza these Jews should be trying to free Gilad Shalit. Freeing Gilad will free Gaza.

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SWEET SIXTEEN

We have a full house in the studio as we are joined by our niece Emma and her friend Tessa who are visiting Israel. Oh and Sam's with us too! Arielle makes a guest appearance so you see what we mean by full house.

Tales of trekking through Israel by our intrepid 16 year old hikers.

Bibi's 100. He didn't do it in 72!

Hog Heaven in Israel. Is that kosher?

Follow @freegilad on twitter. Mubarek and the G-8 talk but Hamas isn't listening.

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SLEEPLESS IN TZUR HADASSA

We try to make podcast magic on 3 hours of sleep!

Can someone remind me what we talked about on this podcast?

Oh yeah, luggage, camp, honor among dogs,The Wizard of Oz, Karl Malden,when is an afternoon just 4pm and the 4th of July of course!

Looking for something Israeli? Try chocolate burekas!

Free #Gilad!

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#GILAD

Write on! Cleveland Jewish Schools!

Waiter is that a roach in my food or is this a meeting of Shas MKs?

Give the ultra orthodox enough targets and they may be too busy to notice the Gay Pride Parade in Jerusalem.

One state, two states, Israeli state or Jewish state.

Free Gilad Shalit and I'll go to the Kotel and pray in a skirt! Me (Carol) not Charley! Offer expires August 31st! Although if you'd rather see Charley in a skirt.....

Happy Almost Birthday Sam!

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ITS NOT EASY BEING GREEN

The Iranian fight for democracy as seen on Twitter!

If Bibi spoke while Obama was playing golf would anybody hear him?

Teaching Bibi the art of tennis. Back hand that ball into THEIR court if you wanna win the game.

The religion of fashion.

Singing MK's from Kadima. That's right. Do not adjust your reading glasses!

Read Carol's article on Why I Moved To Israel

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THEY PAVED PARADISE

Charley and Carol boldly go where no man has gone before!

89 year old antisemite goes on a shooting spree at the Holocaust Museum in DC and NO it wasn't former President Jimmy Carter!

Leiberman and Yisrael Beitanu are all bark and no bite.

Gay Pride Parade in Tel Aviv! Eli Yishai unclear on the concept. Wants people to parade in private!

The mayor of Jerusalem has forgotten who put him in office and folds in the face of Haredi violence.

Obviously its better to have cars just drive around and around on Shabbat!

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CHARLEY HUSSEIN WARADY

The world is divided into 2 groups of people. And then there's Carol.

Hussein goes to the mountain. Obama's speech on the mount! Well Cairo.

What did he just say? or Did we all hear the same speech?

Israeli entertainer upset when he learns what his name means in English.

Im Tirtzue. The new zionists with the cool T shirts. I want one!

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I'M NOT BIBI!

We celebrate Shavuot also known as Lactose Tolerance Day!

Jerusalem Tweetup fun in the Armenian Quarter of the Old City!

Dad, What's Gonorrhea?

Tel Aviv parties "all night long"!

Abbas trying to peddle Pan Arab Peace in Washington.

And Carol is NOT Bibi! ( She represents the SMART right leaning public)

Happy Birthday Jessica!

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MAD WORLD

America got it wrong! But we're really mad at Haaretz and Channel 10 for spoiling the Idol results.

Charley is mad at Bibi.

I'm mad at the new PA plan of Muslim rule for the Old City dressed up as a compromise.

We are NOT mad at the High Court for ruling in favor of government funding for Reform and Conservative conversions.

We are NOT mad at the FBI for the great job in stopping a terrorist attack against a Jewish Center in Riverdale.

But I am just a little mad @avidichter for not following me!

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SO THE POPE AND BUNNIE COME TO ISRAEL

Whether you are killed or murdered the bottom line is you are still not here. The Pope speaks at Yad Ve Shem.

The taking of Ramat Aviv. The blacks are coming. No NOT those blacks!

Bibi does Egypt! The enemy of our enemy becomes our friend.

All eyes on Washington as Bibi goes to meet the first US President with the comedic timing of a pro. Is Bibi out of his league?

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WE ACT LIKE WE'RE 4!

Sam I Am is here with us to celebrate.

People you don't meet on a train. Carol's almost tweet up!

Leiberman stars in AN ISRAELI IN PARIS and other European countries.

When Bibi meets Obama. All eyes on the White House.

If you have bad hair work for Shas!

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ISRAEL AND THE JUICE

We remember all the soldiers who sacrificed their lives so that we could have a podcast called Israelisms!

61 years old and still optimistic. The State not us!

If Leiberman can make the top 100 is Charley not far behind?

Hamthrax on rye hold the pickle.

What's the meaning of all this Jew talk or as Ray would say- " I didn't know they were Jews I just thought they were Jew-ish!

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@carolw from @charley w LANGUAGE!

Getting ready for flag hanging here in the lone star state!

What does it mean for Israel to be a Jewish State and why is it important?

Durban 2 and why sequels suck.

Why the Eyew should not base its ties to Israel on the conflict with the Palestinians.

Leiberman is a moderate?

IDF probe of Gaza Operation. For some its only a good probe if we are guilty of something.

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THE MONKEY SHEIKH

We reminisce about the good old old days of our first visit to Israel.

Carol rivals Dan Quayle in a momentary spelling brain freeze.

We both enjoy watching from the sidelines as Egypt takes on Nasrallah.

Charley has a theory.

The BBC admits mistakes with regards to Israel?? Hell hasn't even frozen over!!

Follow Sam on twitter.@samanthawarady and vote for Adam Lambert on Idol for us!

Take a look at our new promo video thanks to Tvindy!

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THE DAY AFTER

Post Seder food hangover for Charley and Carol. We take family time and Skype to the extreme.

Birkat Hachama! Let the sunshine! Every 28 years its back where it started from and we are thankful.

Everyone please toss a bucket of water in the Kinneret! Now everyones lawn will look like ours!!

Is Haaretz becoming the new Foxnews of the left?

And the band did not play on. The PA stops the music.

Happy Passover and Happy Easter. Pick one!

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OLMERT IS NOT THE PRIME MINISTER! HAS A NICE RING TO IT!

Happy Birthday Tel Aviv!

Olmert did it his way. Bibi gives good speech. And Livni! Who was that masked woman!

The fun with Leiberman begins.

Tragedy in Bat Ayin.

Be a Passover rebel. Eat rice!

And remember, a vote for Adam Lambert is a vote for Israelisms! Vote and vote often!

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WE DIGRESS AND REGRESS BACK!

Holy Rockin Robin Batman this podcast is a twitter!

Bibi vs Barak- Its almost a TKO for Bibi!

The media is playing Deal or No Deal with the Shalit deal.

When is a police commander a child? When Hamas says so!

The Haifa Mall that almost was no more.

And remember that a vote for Adam Lambert on Idol is a vote for Israelisms!

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THIS IS YOUR CENSOR CALLING!

Wonderphone mania!

Dealing with the ugly side of war. Lets do it and do it right.

The UN and what they want to believe. What happens when Hamas themselves proves them wrong....absolutely nothing.

Gilad Shalit. 1000 days. Hamas dictates the rules of this twisted game and our government agreed to play along.

A trial for Katzav is on the way...finally.

Will a fortnight be enough?

Here's the link for the YouTube video that Arielle took ISRAEL BUS DANCER

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BAH HUMBUG!

A great Purim was not had by all especially our dog Elvis.

Some people should be fined for being stupid.

Sex lies and our former President. What NOT to do when faced with criminal accusations.

The Palestinians support of Hamas instead of a leadership that will lead them to a better life.

Charley awaits the rise and spectacular fall of Bibi and his rightist coalition.

Swedes gone wild.

Gilad Shalit. Day 992. May he be freed before it reaches 1000.

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Tonka toys for Palestinians. To help them act out their aggressions and save lives!

What's worse- A) Holding the money to rebuild Gaza until there is a real cease fire or B} Rebuild and bomb it again when they continue to launch rockets at us. We report. You decide!

Leiberman wants his cake and he will eat it too!

An officer but not a gentleman. Is it the lap dance or the lie?

Get out your costumes and your alcoholic beverage of choice and party like its Purim! Chag Sameach everyone!

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HUNKERING DOWN

Is it the bad weather or the future coalition that makes us feel the need to hunker down.

The thug blinks first in a stand off with Shas.

Sing it loud sing , it proud. The ladies pray at the Western Wall and they were not silent about it.

Waltz With Bashir is a winner in our book.

If you could ask Hillary Clinton a question what would it be?

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Carol is not IN SYNC. She is more like a member of the MONKEE'S!

The Ultra Orthodox have become pirates in Mea Shearim. Aaar matey!

Under the WTF were you thinking category- The United Nations of course.

Seating arrangements for the next knesset. Who will be sitting at the head table?

No matter where you sit. To the right or to the left. Lets bring Gilad Shalit home already!

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ITS NOT OUR FAULT... ITS THE STINKIN SYSTEM

Of all the things the Brits left behind that we use why or why the parliamentary system of government.And of course we had to put our own twist on it!

Lieberman as finance minister??!! Evidently he has more money to clean.

Peres gets to pick the winner. And that could mean that the loser actually wins! Is your head spinning yet?

Shas proves they are Satanists. Fitting for this Friday the thirteenth.

Place your bets as to which of Charley's scenarios pans out.

Whatever happens will you be my Valentine?

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CHARLES IN CHARGE

Charley's adventures in the shuk or is it souk and if its souk then why is it pronounced shuk?

Carol gets lost wandering down memory lane.

Get out the vote. Charley reveals who he picks. Carol pleads for help. In either case 'Buckle your seatbelts, its going to be a bumpy flight!"

Hey, I want Charles in charge of me!

If you haven't already....sign the petition

http://www.PetitionOnline.com/tap12009/

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VOTING ANXIETY

How we wish it would rain.

What's 3% of next to nothing?

Help Carol choose- Who should she vote for? We'll tally the votes and may the best candidate win!

The Turkish President faces off with Shimon Peres.

Who's your mama? Legal precedent to be set in Israel.

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JUST JACK

Our old friend Jack steals the show as we comment on his comment and others like him.

Charley helps keep Austin weird!

No good deed goes unpunished.

Hat advice from Aretha and other inaugural tidbits.

Who is the new guy in the middle east?

A little bit of truth comes out of Gaza.

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STANDING STRONG

Joe The Plumber is coming to fix our garbage disposal.

Rockets from Lebanon hit the North f Israel and Hezbollah is quick to say "it ain't me babe." It was Hamas in Lebanon which is to say Iran.

Ceasefire? Israel still hasn't found what its looking for.

The crimes of Hamas. Join Charley's facebook group and find out more.

Our hats off to the strength the citizens of the south and all the citizens whose sons and brothers and husbands are fighting to protect us.

Watch this video

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THE SEVENTH DAY

On the seventh day Israel cannot rest. Seven days ago Israel launched a major offensive against the Hamas government in Gaza.

Rockets land in Beer Sheva and Ashdod. How many seconds do you have to seek shelter. 15, 30, or 45 seconds.

Cyber terrorists strike Ynet.

What do we want- Three no's- no more rockets, no more bombings and no more arming of Hamas. Wanted- Supervisor for Hamas Any takers?

Oh and Woy Woy Woy we are 200 episodes old! We thank you all for listening and having fun with a couple of crazy people from Israel.

Special Guest Appearance by RAY HANANIA, of The Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Happy New Year, everybody.

Yisrael Chazaka could be a party of choice

It's still raining Kassams down south

Two Thumbs Up for "Angels In America". I know....we're late

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WE NEED A MIRACLE!

Its hard all over and Fonzie's scheming isn't helping!

Labor preaches safe sex! and other ridiculous campaign tactics.

No more ceasefire. Hey the media and the politicians said there was one. Have they ever lied to us before?! Oh who are they kidding. Why us thats who!

We disagree on the fundamental way to change the dynamic in Gaza and we do what we do best when we disagree.

How do you say lawsuit in Russian? A tragedy this week as 24 Russian tourists are killed in a bus crash.

Happy Chanukah, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all you guys!

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ONE FISH TWO FISH

Carol may once again be stylish as The Gap and H&M will be coming to Israel.

It's the election stupid! Everything you've ever wanted to know about Israeli politics and some things you'll wish you didn't.

And no the Governor of Illinois did not get his political start in Israel!

An example of how to correctly use the Israeli phrase "I'll show him from where the fish pisses-
A member of the UN and the Israeli ambassador to the UN are talking.
UN Member- " I hear the head of the General Assembly is going to try and stop you from speaking.
Israeli Ambassador- " That's what he thinks! I'll show him from where the fish pisses!

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THE FIRST ANNUAL REALLY BIG MEAL DAY

Charley is declared the funniest comedian in Israel!

Sam gets an Italian cat.

The House of contention- no it is not our house! Flames in Hebron and inflammatory language in the studio as we talk about the anti zionist radical right in Hebron. Eviction or evacuation- you say tomato.....

Election 2009 A fair and balanced discussion- no really!
The return of the Likud.

Special thanks to @ Rachky for the cornbread recipe!

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YES WE CAN!

Charley sticks to his guns and his mission to Stop Shas one facebook member at a time.

Shas in the mean time gives him plenty of ammunition as Rabbi Yosef once again shows how dangerous he can be to Israeli society.

Madness in Mubai has us glued to the TV

The UN had a party and we were NOT invited.

Jerusalem returns to the zionists!

Bibi tries dazzling the public with the rock stars of Israeli politics.

And tomorrow November 29th is the day we made it on the map! Take that Ahmadinejad!

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STOP SHAS!

I blame Obama! Check out Charley's new facebook group here. Stop Shas!

This weeks poll has Bibi on top of Tzipi...;-)!

Just say no to Durban II

Are the patriarchs rolling over in their graves at the events in Hebron?

No divine inspiration for Shas as they steal Obama's campaign slogan.

Have a great week you guys!

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THE 64 CRAYOLA CRAYON QUESTION?

If Meretz is the new Labor Party then is Labor the new Likud? Where will the madness end?

Another member of Shas gets the Go Directly to Jail card for fraud.

Hope remains eternal in Jerusalem. Nir Barkat wins the election. Can he save the city?

Hamas breaks the ceasefire. No options to renew included in the lease at this time.

Olmert tries to ruin Kadima and Livni. Can someone please arrest him already?,p> Gilad Shalit forced to wait till February. Shame on all who can fight for him but do not.

Good by to the visiting Warady Tribe. It was a blast!

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CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON!

The world celebrates Obama. However not as much as the Warady clan! Late night to early morning crazy insomnia fun was had by all. After catching up on sleep we continue to party with the family. I can't believe how much I have been eating. Jews and food...who would have thought!

Thunder and lightning in the White House.

How will our election look? Lots of advice from our panel of experts!

The cease fire has been broken. Anyone got any super glue or masking tape handy?

We remember Rabin.

CONGRATULATIONS AMERICA! You are again the place where anything is possible!

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ROCK THE VOTE AND VOTE FOR OBAMA!

Shas wants to know what it can do for you!

The Taxpayers revolt coming to the knesset nearest you!

Porush wants secular Jews in Jerusalem. Actually just their money.

The left's Jerusalem conundrum. Barkat or Porush? They should just all VOTE FOR OBAMA!

Don't forget to check Charley out on the web election eve. AND VOTE FOR OBAMA.

OBAMA- HE IS GOOD FOR THE JEWS and all of America!

Happy Halloween. Eat plenty of candy and VOTE FOR OBAMA!

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MURDER AND MAYHEM

Murder/suicide case grabs the nations attention. People want to know why.

Nasrallah eats some bad hummus and he who should not be named will not be named anymore.

How many saints are needed to go marching in?

Shas is officially in bed with Netanyahu. And I thought they were against gay marriage!

Our family is in town! Let the merry making and mayhem commence!

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STOP THE COWS!

A veritable hodge podge of Israeli delights & a little Obama mania For good measure.

Election fever here(Israel) there (Jerusalem) and everywhere (USA)

And you thought you have job pressures- look at poor Hassan Nasrallah.

Note to PFLP- Think twice before you mess with Yvette.

Pirates of the Caribbean Israeli style.

Win lunch with Carol! No rules. Just cash up front!

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IT'S YAM KIPPUR RETARD!

Fast? What fast? It's all about the food.

Next up- Sukkot. Telephone booth's and restaurant booths do not apply.

The stone that lit the match. Riots in Akko. Or how many akko's to a dunam.

Twenty five more days. Will Charley make it?

Happy Birthday Michael, Michelle and Rachky!

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Israelisms Podcast #187


Fri, Oct 03, 2008

OUR REWARD IS IN HEAVEN

Grace and intelligence beats out six pack joe and the soccer moms.

A surge of our own. The financial crisis leads to a new surge in virulent antisemitism.

Collective punishment in Jerusalem?

Rightists have been wrongest.

And Carol does it.....AGAIN!

G'mar chatima tova. May you all be written in the book of life.

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Israelisms Podcast #186


Sat, Sep 27, 2008

NOW I KNOW MY ABC'S

Happy New Year almost. The preparations begin in the Warady household.

Carol promises to make amends to Charley for 28 years of suffering.

Vigilantes not wanted.

Sir Paul McCartney may have the answer to the hummus wars. Will he reveal his secret?

Are Shasniks afraid of Charley?

Are we crazy for getting up at 4am?

TO ALL OUR LISTENERS WE WISH A HAPPY HEALTHY NEW YEAR.

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Israelisms Podcast #185


Fri, Sep 19, 2008

PRIMARY COLORS

Red would be the color of the faces of the polling companies who all got it wrong on the primary results. And the networks who couldn't wait fifteen minutes in their bid to outdo each other.

Green is for Shas because its the color of money. Well in the US at least!

Yellow is for Netanyahu and the Likud who want elections now under the premise of democracy and the fact they all have amnesia about Israeli history. They are afraid Tzipi just might put it all together. Instead they'll refer to her as a "girl" -tactics of scaredy cats.

Blue is for Tzipi! The true blue hope of a nation!

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Israelisms Podcast #184


Fri, Sep 12, 2008

GENERAL HOSPITAL

Luke and Laura played by Charley and Carol go to the hospital so Luke (Charley) can have a CT scan. Laura (Carol) prays for a bout of amnesia. No McDreamies or McSteamies in this episode.

There's an opening on the psych ward for Ahmadenijad.

CSI:TEL AVIV The body of four year old Rose has been found.

Deri adds more spice to the pot that is the Jerusalem mayoral campaign but it could lead to food poisoning which means a trip to the ER and George Clooney doesn't work there anymore.

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Israelisms Podcast #183


Fri, Sep 05, 2008

THE MUPPET SHOW

We left the sealed room this week and ventured out for a stroll in the Mamilla Mall and dinner at Dolphin Yam.

One thing leads to another as Sarkozy visits Damascus. We get to talk about Gilad Shalit, Hezbollah's threats, Iran and Gaza.

Not politics as usual as the race for mayor of Jerusalem heats up.

We provide the balance for Fox News as we talk about what we think of Palin and McCain.

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Israelisms Podcast #182


Fri, Aug 29, 2008

A GOOD THING IN A SHORT PACKAGE

Just a slightly shorter cast this week as our battery runs out. We fit it ALL in.

A tragedy grips the public here. Sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction and harder to follow as we learn about the death of a four year old girl.

Hamas ups the ante in their game of Lets Make A Deal. Behind door #1 is Gilad Shalit who has celebrated his third birthday as a captive held by Hamas.

Iran sets up a missile system in its suburb, Lebanon as protection for Teheran from an Israeli or US strike. We are without a government to deal with the real threat from Iran.

The Voice of Peace sails on. Abie Natan dies at age 81.

Thanks El Gecko!

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Israelisms Podcast #181


Fri, Aug 22, 2008

NOT MUCH GREY MATTER LEFT

Its the bronze age for the seafaring people of Israel.

Shimon Peres actually can remember the Bronze Age as we wish him a happy 85th birthday!

Hezbollah no I mean Lebanon oops I think Hezbollah is threatening Israel. Its actually all one and the same now.

Hamas steps on Egypt's last nerve.

MePeace reviewed.

Chastity belts in Mea Shearim as they return to the dark ages. The Mod Squad faces arrest causing unrest in the hood.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUDY!

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Israelisms Podcast #180


Fri, Aug 15, 2008

GEORGIA ON MY MIND

Charley worries about friends in Atlanta and the break away southern states.

The politics of an Israeli education. What's hot and what's not.

Talansky and The Order of the FBI. How much money is he hiding in his chamber of secrets?

Still waiting for Gilad Shalit. Maybe by November.

This episode brought to you by Charley the good uncle and the stylish Aunt Carol.

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Israelisms Podcast #179


Fri, Aug 08, 2008

JUST HAVING FUN

Every once in a while we just have fun with the podcast and that's what we did this week. Samantha joined us. We talked some politics and some funny stories. A new children's book with an important message. And Carol doesn't know her own kids. Enjoy!!

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Israelisms Podcast #178


Fri, Aug 01, 2008

SO YOU HAD A BAD DAY

Lets look at video of Olmerts journey as he leaves us ( I hope!) on Israeli Idol- The Politicians Edition

Survey says! Livni for the win! What are da boyz planning to cook up in the back room.

Are we smarter than Hamas? An interesting article from the son of a Hamas commander in the Haaretz magazine.

We feed back to a listener and Charley pushes the limits right over the edge.

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Israelisms Podcast #177


Fri, Jul 25, 2008

HA-PPINESS!

Obama mania comes to Israel. How can you not vote for a man who can execute a 3 point shot from the corner? Nothing but net!

Men behaving badly. Israeli's and Arabs.

Even worse the government behaves badly making Ultra Orthodox schools culturally unique. Its the new euphemism for making legal what the governments past and present have been doing illegally and with our money!

Gilad's comrades are discharged from the army at the end of their service. They have not forgotten him.

A little irony to top things off. Aviv Geffen writes a song for Gilad Shalit.

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Israelisms Podcast #176


Fri, Jul 18, 2008

NO DIRECTION HOME

Private Benjamin gets discharged. Arielle is now a civilian.

Israelisms goes to Sundance!

The fate of our kidnapped soldiers is confirmed as our nation mourns their deaths.

Samir Kuntar reveals the truth. The conflict with Lebanon/Hezbollah/Iran is not over. Their bloodlust continues.

The implications for Gilad Shalit.

Olmert: Game Over!

The Kuntar Video

What the Arab world had to say and what the international community didn't.

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Israelisms Podcast #175


Fri, Jul 11, 2008

AMERICA! LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT?!

Dual loyalties or dueling loyalties? Hey we didn't make the rules.

BBQ ala Olmert.

No ceasing the firing so its time to follow the money and put the squeeze on Hamas.

How about Iran just photoshops a nuke instead of the real thing.

Invited to our wedding- don't forget your credit card.

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Israelisms Podcast #174


Fri, Jul 04, 2008

RETURN OF THE JET-I!

Our favorite jet setter Charley is home. Sam drops in for a visit.

Happy Birthday Samantha, Arielle & America!

Future implications of the deal with Hezbollah and the only remaining Lebanese prisoner.

A new guide for voting in Israel.

The latest terror attack. Instead of going postal he went construction?!

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Israelisms Podcast #173


Fri, Jun 27, 2008

NO INTRODUCTION NEEDED! Gay pride parade brings the colors of the rainbow to Jerusalem. How do you get from Nablus Gate to Damascus Gate? Possibly through Britain. We have been waiting for Gilad Shalit for two years. Bring him home now. Olmert gets cold feet in deal with Hezbollah. Olmert can be strong and determined when it comes to his career. Barak willing to run away with tail between legs to save his career. Cease fire? Who had Tuesday in the pool? Happy Birthday Sam!

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Israelisms Podcast #172


Sat, Jun 21, 2008

DEAL OR NO DEAL? Carol flies solo this week as she rants about Israel's inability to bargain with used car salesmen from Hamas and Hezbollah. Enjoy as in mid rant Carol looses her train of thought! What is Carol's favorite pet name for Samir Kuntar? Shimon Peres has still got it. Is the rumor true that Tvindy from Brazilianisms tracked down child abuser Rabbi Chen? Here's hoping that three families in Israel get peace of mind and joy in their lives.

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Israelisms Podcast #171


Fri, Jun 13, 2008

HURRY UP!

We're in a hurry because the battery is about to go. So, it's kind of a short one.

But we still have a chance to talk about Israelis For Obama

Olmert not stepping down

And all sorts of stuff

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Israelisms Podcast #170


Fri, Jun 06, 2008

TOMMY, WE HARDLY KNEW YE

Tommy Lapid passes away - always outspoken, never boring...we will miss him

Summer has arrived and the yearly Gay Pride Parade debate has started

Hamas can't see the target for the trees

If Tzipi Livni is Agent 99...does that make Olmert Maxwell Smart?

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Israelisms Podcast #169


Fri, May 30, 2008

SHOULD HE STAY OR SHOULD HE GO

ABC News radio finally goes to the expert. They couldn't find him so they went to Charley

Charley is unemployed and Carol is overemployed

Olmert, Olmert, and more Olmert

Talk, talk, and more talk

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Israelisms Podcast #168


Fri, May 23, 2008

SPINNING WHEEL GOT 2GO ROUND

Spinology - the science of creating something from nothing

Spinologist - anyone who works for Olmert
- the media who spin news into bigger and bigger news

Syrian Spin - We get the Golan for free!

Palestinian Spin - We are the stars of the show...see this week's episode of The Love Boat

Unsuccessful Spin - Mohammed al Dura unravels

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Israelisms Podcast #167


Fri, May 16, 2008

IT'S A FAMILY AFFAIR

Arielle, Samantha, Carol, and Charley sit around the table and talk about stuff. News of the day, news of the their lives, and no discernible direction. Hope you enjoy listening as much as we had making it for you.

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THIS JUST IN #1


Sun, May 11, 2008

THIS JUST IN #1

Welcome to our vidcast!! Here Carol and Charley get a chance to let loose a little and have some fun. Hope you have fun watching!

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Israelisms Podcast #166


Fri, May 09, 2008

FINAL JEOPARDY ANSWER: "WHO IS JACKIE MASON?"

Israel's Independence Day..."...something unpredictable, but in the end is right..."

Olmert..."...will he stay or will he go now?..."

In Beirut..."...everybody was Kung Fu fighting..."

Israeli inventions..."Wii will, wii will rock you..."

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Israelisms Podcast #165


Fri, May 02, 2008

A BI GEZUNDT

We remember

Holocaust Remembrance Day

What happened to the Jews of North Africa during the Holocaust

60 Years After...the brave doctors and nurses of Hadassah Har Hatzofim remembered

Hats off to Yossi Harel - commander of the Exodus, who died this week

What we'd like to forget: Benizri has to go to jail and can't pass go...Olmert in the hot seat again...UNIFIL is full of crap...

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Israelisms Podcast #164


Fri, Apr 25, 2008

It's A Hot One

The show that asks the question...can sex sell Israel?

Are old Jewish men really a danger to the US?

Does Assad have any honor to defend?

Hamas, what's up with them?

And finally, how many minutes of oxygen does a sealed room really have?

And....here's Sam's movie!

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Israelisms Podcast #163


Fri, Apr 18, 2008

HAPPY PASSOVER!

Chag Sameach, and a Happy Pesach from the Israelisms crew of Charley, Carol, Samantha, and Arielle.

Charley is back again and is tired...again

Jimmy Carter is making his rounds...woo hoo!

JStreet makes its bid to be an alternate AIPAC

And Carol and Charley talk about who has better PR and why?

 

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Israelisms Podcast #162


Fri, Apr 11, 2008

THE SHOW MUST GO ON!

Arielle earns her bribe by filling in for Charley. She is one of my two FAVORITE daughters!

Will love conquer all and will the marriage last as two young Haredim get married despite the protests.

Katzav decides to roll the dice.

Olmert makes more empty statements as we are faced with another terror attack.

Hamas fakes it ala When Harry Met Sally.

Can't wait till Charley gets back so he can help me clean!

Oh and do the show!

 

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Israelisms Podcast #161


Fri, Apr 04, 2008

When Irish Eyes Are Smiling

Charley visited the emerald Isle with the Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour

Who really is the most stupid person in the room?

The foxes are guarding the hen house in the next UN conference on racism

Should you be able to sell bread on Passover in Israel? How do you keep the "Jewish" in the Jewish State?

Tension on the Syrian border...Oh just take a pill!!

Here is Ray Hanania's response to the article blasting the Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour in the Houston student paper and the Electric Intifada.

 

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Israelisms Podcast #160


Sat, Mar 29, 2008

On With The Show

Charley returns! Tales of the tour. Up close and personal with a Gazan

Lights out in Tel Aviv

Nyet, nyet, Leiberman

CSI: Israel...new DNA database

Organ donations and how dead is dead?

And Charley is off again and this time to Dublin, Ireland but will be back for the show. Jet lag? What jet lag?

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Israelisms Podcast #159


Fri, Mar 21, 2008

FAMILY TIES

Sam fills in for Charley on this edition of Israelisms.

Happy Purim and Good Friday or is it good that its Friday!? Either way we both agree TGIF!

McCain in Sderot and German Chancellor Merkel in the Knesset.

Podcasting tips for Bin Laden.

Is Syria serious? Say it three times fast!

We get gift baskets from Gaza for Purim. Too bad they're sent with qassams. Haven't they heard of fed ex- When you positively have to get it there the same day?! And what are they cooking up in Gaza? So many work accidents in so many days. It can't be good!

Charley come home!




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Israelisms Podcast #158


Mon, Mar 17, 2008

I DID IT!

Carol triumphs over technology! And she discovers she can talk for a half hour straight!Holy cow!

Sam versus Al Jezeera.

The new Israeli and Hamas game. Deal or No Deal. Fun for the whole family!

Honeymoon in Paris for Peres.

Is a representative government on the way or will the messiah get here first?

Can Arielle be bribed? Oh who are we kidding.

I miss Charley !

 

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Israelisms Podcast #157


Fri, Mar 07, 2008

THIRD YEAR'S A CHARM

Tough love from the Peanut Gallery

The whole crew is together for the Anniversary Show!

Terrorist attack in Jerusalem...bombing in Sderot...ya know....

Samantha discovers a new singing sensation...Gal Fisher, singing Ayn Li Kesef B'kisism (No money in my pocket)

.......in memory of......

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Israelisms Podcast #156


Fri, Feb 29, 2008

Unresolved

A peek behind our on-air personalities...oh hell, what you hear is what you get

Canada needs to learn geography

The survey says...what Israeli voters are thinking...or not

What Shas is willing to do for Rabbi Yosef?

From Gaza With Love...to Sderot..and Ashkelon. How do we stop this lovefest?

Next week is the Big 3! Our 3 Year Anniversary!

TELL US WHAT YOU THINK!

Warning: Almost intolerable humming at around the 30 minute mark. Sincerest apologies, and I know what I did wrong. It always takes me a couple weeks to get these new things right. (you should listen to the first few podcasts when we first got our fancy mics and mixing board....ouch)

 

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Israelisms Podcast #155


Fri, Feb 22, 2008

THEY'RE BAAAAAACK

Trying out Garage Band on Carol's new Mac. Needs some fine tooooning.

Charley's whirl-wind tour...stories from the road

And the nominee is.......

Terrorist cars need better safety features!

Presidential candidates....who's good for the Jews?

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Israelisms Podcast #154


Fri, Feb 08, 2008


Pre-Game Jitters

Charley's bags are packed and some US colleges may never be the same

Speaking of college - Israel uses medical marijuana!

Hamas could use some as they up the threats and up the rocket barrages on Sderot

The IDF retaliates because of the qassams that injured two girls

The Official Endorsement: ISRAELISMS BACKS OBAMA causing the Clinton campaign to fall apart


Follow Charley around at The Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour website.




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Israelisms Podcast #153


Fri, Feb 01, 2008


Winograd Report And Other Snowjobs

We're melting!

Once again some terrorists inconvenience Charley

The report is in and everyone is talking

Egypt will reseal the border with Gaza...if Hamas lets them

And speaking of Hamas - they make us an offer we CAN refuse

Attack on the Israeli embassy in Mauritania?

Follow Charley's tour at The Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour website!






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Israelisms Podcast #152


Fri, Jan 25, 2008


Miss Congeniality

Oh...Canada!

Two words for Turkey

The UN should watch Fox News and learn the term "fair and balanced"

4200 Red (luft) Balloons in the New York sky

Thousands of Gazans go shopping in Egypt

Nasrallah is the new Frankenstein

The ultra-orthodox of Bet Shemesh do the right thing

And we get ready for the Red Carpet!

Read about Charley (kinda) in the LA Times





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Israelisms Podcast #151


Fri, Jan 18, 2008


The Triumphant Return

After a great show in Chicago, Charley returns to HSW (home, sweet home). Carol brings us up to speed with everything missed. And it's nice to be back in the freezing cold studio!


Here's something for your viewing pleasure!




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Israelisms Podcast #150


Fri, Jan 11, 2008


Live From Chicago......NOT!

But we had a backup plan and here it is. Just to let you know...Chicago has been great so far and we'll tell you about it next week!


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Israelisms Podcast #149


Fri, Jan 04, 2008


North By Northwest

Carol's past returns to haunt her
Iowa picks Obama and Huckabee...Who should Israelisms pick?
Charley finds "the majority" to be complacent...maybe if it was a Facebook app...
Five agorot for your thoughts - not anymore!
Law & Order...and Nablus
No lip reading on the Temple Mount and no parking in Jerusalem when Bush is here.
How much potassium nitrate in your coffee?...and other trends from Gaza

And it's off to Chicago!!





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Israelisms Podcast #148


Fri, Dec 28, 2007


HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

Our last podcast....for 2007! This isn't a wrap-up podcast and we don't go over the past year. We don't talk about the things we covered in 2007, and there are no New Year's resolutions.

We talk about a funeral!

In memory of Yosef Mintz. He had a big influence on Carol's life, and we attended his funeral. We talk about the differences in funerals here and getting together with some old friends.



And of course there's talk about Hamas and Olmert and the usual suspects.

Also, there is a new political party in town and it was started by us! Check it out on Facebook and it's called Harove (the Majority).

Happy New Year, everybody. Let's have a great 2008 together.




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Israelisms Podcast #147


Fri, Dec 21, 2007


It's A Wonderful Life

'Tis the season! Pilgrims in proper American pilgrim's attire make their way to Bethlehem as Charley & Carol have plans as well

Haim Ramon makes an indecent proposal - or rather a deal - to get his proposal through the Knesset

Sderot suffers, but the terrorists suffer more (we hope)

You can't take the Jewish out of the Jewish State although Adalah and the Roman Catholic leader i Jerusalem want to try

What's a "family" these days, anyway - same sex couples can adopt children

Charley disagrees with Yoel Marcus and hell did NOT freeze over!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!!....from where it all began





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Israelisms Podcast #146


Fri, Dec 14, 2007


The Big Fish

Max's road to recovery.

Do Israeli baseball players use steroids? These and other questions remain unanswered in an exclusive interview with a player on the Bet Shemesh Blue Sox!!

Hamas has big plans for the Israeli public.

Wish we could have gotten some of what the people in Gaza were treated to...How often is THAT ever said!

The Chief Rabbi and Hasan Nasrallah both having a bad day.

Two states for one people? The anti-Jewish state solution.

And it's a GOLD ribbon for Jerusalem....duuuuuh!





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Israelisms Podcast #145


Fri, Dec 07, 2007


CHAPPY CHANUKAH

Sufganyot and beating the Greeks....again

The best kept secret in Haifa revealed!

Tie a yellow ribbon round the old city...

Abbas needs a blood transfusion thanks to Egypt and Saudi Arabia

Hamas upgrades and the PA has a radio contest. For $150, Alex, the question is, "Who heroically invaded half of Europe?"

The abortion issue reaches Israel - like we don't have enough conflict!

And who is NOT in the film about Reform Jews making aliyah?

Samantha joins us, so you know it's gonna be good!!




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Israelisms Podcast #144


Sat, Dec 01, 2007


The After-Show Show

We're on the road! We do most of this show after the Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour's show at the Ambassador Hotel in Jerusalem. We talk with Samantha, Ray Hanania, and special guest star of this tour, Sherif Hedayat! Nothing like a bunch of comedians getting together after a show.

Here are a few pics for you.








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Israelisms Podcast #143


Fri, Nov 23, 2007


HAPPY SHOPPING DAY!

While everyone in the States is busy shopping, we here are sending our leaders to Annapolis and we'll probably all get a tee shirt saying "My Prime Minister went to Annapolis and all we got is this lousy tee shirt".

Guydamak thinks he deserves Jerusalem.

Peres keeps his sense of humor in front of stripped down protesters earning him a visit from Seinfeld here on a 3 day tour of Israel.

We finally get to turf a pedophile back to the States.

An Arab teacher at Sapir College thinks he is teaching politics instead of film.

Israeli ingenuity - a new anti-hijacker ID system coming to our space.

Check out our Blog!!

And read the review of Israelisms Podcast in Podcast User Magazine!!







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Israelisms Podcast #142


Fri, Nov 16, 2007


Kramer Vs. Kramer

Warady family mash up of a crazy Friday morning.

Peres talks Turkey.

Israel and the PA want to move on down the road and start at the end witha a final status agreement before going back to the future and the first steps of the road map.

The Thrilla In Manilla...The Rumble In The Jungle...Carol vs. Charley on if the PA needs to recognize Israel as the Jewish State.

Meanwhile in Gaza....Hamas puts the screws to Fatah and we fix the electricity in Gaza...makes perfect sense.

Arab-Israeli students in Haifa University embrace radical Islam, while other Arab-Israelis in Kfar Kassem demonstrate for the release of the kidnapped soldiers.




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Israelisms Podcast #141


Fri, Nov 09, 2007


The Yellow Brick Road Map

Follow the Yellow Brick Road Map....to Annapolis

New game show...Who Wants To Become An Israeli?!

Carol's and Charley's twisted sense of humor...REVEALED!

Can our government reform itself?

Hezbollah flexes its muscles in the Mr Middle East Competition.

Bet Shemesh Battle Royale...taking back the streets

MAZAL TOV TO LEN AND NORA ON #6!!

Final song is by PABLO ROSENBERG.




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Israelisms Podcast #140


Fri, Nov 02, 2007


Wait And See

Thirty years have passed since Sadat's memorable visit and what do we have to show for it? A November Summit Of Futility; Hamas threatening attacks and takeover of the West Bank; and of course seven tunnels for arms smuggling between Gaza and Egypt. Not what Sadat had in mind.

Hezbollah...To Tel Aviv and BEYOND!!

Arab - Israeli identity crisis

Peki'in or Peking....DUCK!

Betar Illit: Prelude to Jerusalem

Is Bethlehem a Christian ghost town?

Hats off to Yisrael Poliakov and Robert Goulet

I know...I know...it was Jack Jones who sang the Love Boat song.

Final song is by MOSH BEN ARI, and the song is called "Massah U'matan" (Negotiation)




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Israelisms Podcast #139


Fri, Oct 26, 2007


CSI: SYRIA

The Homefront: Arielle's studying method; Elvis spotted in Zur Hadassa; Carol is a clairvoyant; kids are sponges

We do so have sports news! Ultra-orthodox: local politics and transportation issues.

You can't keep a good terrorist down. Not if he has Google.

Olmert says, "You missed me, you missed me!"

Syria pulls a disappearing act.

Our sincere thanks to J and Mickey from SomaCow at http://www.somacow.net for their intro for Israelisms Podcast. Great job and we really appreciate it.




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Israelisms Podcast #138


Sat, Oct 20, 2007


Door #3

How good are we at Let's Make A Deal? Olmert is super-glued to the Prime Minister's office. What Carol wants in a candidate. Barak....are you there? It's a farmer's market - Sheba Farms. AND HIPPO SNACKS!

Final song is a new one from Chemi Rodner!




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Israelisms Podcast #137


Fri, Oct 12, 2007

"Famous People Have Different Needs"

...and other Bar Raphaeli gems. Basketball at MSG and say goodbye to YNet News. Car mechanics suck and Al Gore cleans up. The long awaited circumcision update and Syria's fictitious victory. Israeli mafia are recyclers and ready to kill over it. New meaningless polls and tackle football comes to Israel.

So, will that be paper or plastic?

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Israelisms Podcast #136


Fri, Oct 05, 2007


The Jim Show

Charley shows his knowledge of Chasidic music and Jeff is pardoned. November summit turns into a contest of who can be more vague. Carter and Ahmadinejad belong on the Comedy Channel. More on our Syrian adventure.
And the answer is...GROWING PAINS
This one is for you, Jim from Iowa!


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Israelisms Podcast #135


Fri, Sep 28, 2007


We Couldn\'t Think Of A Title

Sure, Ahmadinijad went to Columbia and the United Nations. And yes, France is beginning to show some backbone with their new president. And then there were the successful operations in the Gaza Strip against Hamas the terrorists. Yom Kippur is gone and Succot is here...but we still couldn\'t come up with a snappy title for the show!

The final song is from a group I found on MySpace from Tel Aviv. The name of the group is The Genders and the reason I was attracted to them is because the name of their album is "Virgin No. 72". I loved it! And the song is great, too. It\'s called, "Dome of the Rock". I usually don\'t pick groups that sing in English, but you\'ll see why they\'re an exception.


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Israelisms Podcast # 134


Fri, Sep 21, 2007


Terminator 2: Judgment Day

Happy Yom Kippur everybody!! Fast like crazy! We talk about what it's like here in Israel for Yom Kippur with our special and always-welcome guest, Samantha. Memories of Yom Kippur past. Oh yeah...and Bibi's big mouth.

Our final song is another discovery of Sam's, Shlomi Barel who was a contestant in (as Sam put it) Israel's American Idol.


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Israelisms Podcast # 133


Fri, Sep 14, 2007


OLIVE YOU!

The first ever, live podcast home-made olive taste test! Rosh Hashana talk. Talk of Syria no-talk. Grave dancing. HOOTERS!! Neo-Nazis in the wrong place. And HOOTERS!!

The final song is from a new band Samantha saw in concert and they're really good! They're called Brothers And Animals which sounds better in Hebrew - Achim Va'chayot (sounds kinda like brothers and sisters but means brothers and animals....oh forget it).


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Israelisms Podcast # 132


Fri, Sep 07, 2007


Israelisms Unplugged

No frills. Just Carol, Samantha, and Charley talking and having a good time. The ol' WYSIWYG podcast. We talk about Sam's school and the fake attack on Syria and how they're related. I think.


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Israelisms Podcast # 131


Fri, Aug 31, 2007


The 'oys Of Summer

The dirt on the Israel Baseball League is spread around. More fun with Ovadia Yosef. To Shmita or not to Shmita: That is the question? The Justice Minister in bed with the ultra-orthodox (this guy's gotta go).
Carol has some Facebook fun.


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Israelisms Podcast # 130


Fri, Aug 24, 2007


Go Go Blue Sox!

Congratulations to baseball's TRUE World Champions, THE BET SHEMESH BLUE SOX!

Carol discovers a new Israeli vocabulary. While Charley makes olives.

Talk of the Armenian genocide. The ever-popular UN conference on racism. And the continuing negotiations with the Palestinians.

Take a look at The Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour's preview of the DVD at CreateSpace




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Israelisms Podcast # 129


Fri, Aug 17, 2007


B'tzelem and Onions

We talk about that slanted organization, near and dear to our hearts. And we reveal the shocking results of the vote in the Likud. But even more shocking is the latest news about Suha Arafat! Also, or Education Minister decides that education is not all that important.


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Israelisms Podcast # 128


Fri, Aug 10, 2007


The Stupidest Show

Educated Talkbacks on Charley's YNet News article. Charley knows famous people, but doesn't know they're famous. Hebron evacuation; Americans are joining the IDF, but Hamas has a navy! Olmert goes to Jericho to gamble?

And we'd all like to wish Charley & Carol a VERY HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!





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Israelisms Podcast # 127


Fri, Aug 03, 2007


The Artful Dodger Show

We talk about the draft dodgers mentioned by our defense minister. Except we talk about ALL of them. We also talk about the Facebook faceoff. Carol addresses some feedback to the feedbacks. And the Black Eye Peas are coming to Jerusalem but we won't be there!


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Israelisms Podcast # 126


Fri, Jul 27, 2007


THE ALIYAH SHOW

It's the show you've been waiting for! All your questions answered. The why's, what's, wherefore's, and who's. The truth is finally told. The story set straight. The build-up is incredible!

Hope you like the show.


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Israelisms Podcast # 125


Fri, Jul 20, 2007


State Of The Union

Carol had a Deathride 2007! The inside scoop of the fall of Bet Shemesh. There's fraud...well, more fraud...in the Rabbinate. We get Harry Potter on Shabbat and there are spies dressed as squirrels in Iran!

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Israelisms Podcast # 124


Fri, Jul 13, 2007


Slap Happy

Nothing better than a nice cold slap in the face, and other haredi insults. Tough to get married in this country. New Palestinian PM is a-okay.

And don't forget to vote for us at Podcast Pickle.




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Israelisms Podcast # 123


Fri, Jul 06, 2007


Jessica Is Leaving Home...and more

Our niece Jessica is leaving her real home (Israel) and returning to the States. We miss her already.
Oh...and we talk about more baseball, more Katsav, more haredim takeovers, more refugees, more politics, and more!

We have a new phone number!
206-309-0593

Please vote for us at Podcast Pickle. It's a brand new...ummm...ballgame.

 

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Israelisms Podcast # 122


Sat, Jun 30, 2007


PLAY BALL!

It was a fun and hot day at ol' Kibbutz Gezer Field of Dreams. But we went to our first Israel professional baseball game and had fun. And now you hear all about it.

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Israelisms Podcast # 121


Fri, Jun 22, 2007


Gaza; Gays; and other fightin' words

The Gay Pride Parade took place and only one bomber arrested. Gaza is still a mess. Choices are limited, and our Visa is screwed up. Welcome to our little world.

Final song is by OY VA VOY




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Israelisms Podcast # 120


Fri, Jun 15, 2007


Three State Solution?

It's been a very busy week. Peres is President. Barak is head of Labor. And the creation of Hamastan. All sorts of incredible things happening. The Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour winds down, but the big show is coming up.

The final song is from Eifo HaYeled.

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Israelisms Podcast # 119


Sat, Jun 09, 2007

The Free-For-All

It's a madhouse in the studio and it's full. We have Jessica, Samantha, and Arielle! Oh yeah, and Carol and Charley. So we talk about Jessica's trip here...Samantha's trip there...and Arielle being awake at the same hour we do the show.

The Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour is back in Israel so please check out the website and schedule.

The final song is from Hadag Nachash.

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Israelisms Podcast # 118


Fri, Jun 01, 2007



The Jet-Lag Show

Charley is back from Canada and is very jet-lagged. The Toronto show was great and the Israel tour is about to begin. Labor had the first round and Peretz is out...but happy? The ultra-orthodox are back to being homophobic. Do they protest too much?


Final song is from Yehudim.




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Israelisms Podcast #117


Fri, May 25, 2007


The All-Baseball Show!

Just kidding! But Jessica is in town, but not with us in the studio yet. Palestinians vs. Palestinians vs. Palestinians vs. Israel. Go figure. Charley is off to Canada...wish him luck. Idol is over. And read our blog at Israelisms...The Blog.

Final song is by Synergia!


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Israelisms Podcast #116


Fri, May 18, 2007


GIMME SHELTER

There are no drunk drivers in Israel. Just ask a cop! Sderot is under attack once again, and it's politics as usual. And the war between Hamas and Fatah heats up...and so does the one between Charley and Carol.

Check out the new blog called Israelisms...The Blog We think you'll like it.

And here's a little "Separated At Birth" contribution:

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Israelisms Podcast #115


Fri, May 11, 2007


Go Go Blue Sox!!

We are HUGE Bet Shemesh Blue Sox fans! More Winograd ramblings. Who would you like to have coffee with? First round loss for Teapacks. And insane soccer fans prove how stupid they can be.

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY, you American mothers.

Our final song is from Monica Sex.


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Israelisms Podcast #114


Fri, May 04, 2007


Viva La Revolucion

More kosher talk and some clarifications. Guydamak for Mayor? Winograd Weactions, you Cwazy Wabbit. Big demonstrations. Charley loses Tzipi. Carol doesn't.

Final Song is from Hadag Nachash called Lazooze!




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Israelisms Podcast #113


Fri, Apr 27, 2007


Now Hear This

Charley can't hear. What?! More Bits 'N Peaces. College tuition strike. The Winnie Report is coming out. Tzipi Livni is a cool name. Israel baseball is coming, too. And responses to comments.

Final song is from Teapacks and will hopefully be the Israel contribution to Eurovision. PUSH THE BUTTON




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Israelisms Podcast #112


Fri, Apr 20, 2007


MORONS GALORE

The former Chief Rabbi is a moron; Israel's politicians are morons; British journalists are morons. Signing petitions. Holocaust Remembrance Day; Memorial Day; and Independence Day.

The final song is from Sheygets!




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Israelisms Podcast #111


Fri, Apr 13, 2007


Parking And Stuff

So now we can park in Tel Aviv...big deal. Trip to Toronto; Carol's Bits 'n Peaces, the Ultra-Religious in Zur Hadassa? HEAVEN FORBID! Movie reviews, and this!




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Israelisms Podcast #110


Fri, Apr 06, 2007


Pesach Blues

And a happy Good Friday and Easter to all. Home stretch of eating matzah and none too soon. Some more light discussions, but it wouldn't be Israelisms without some arguing about the peace plan and lack thereof. And some more talk of Carol's upcoming Bits 'n Peaces.

Great music from a new MySpace band called Shotey Hanevua with a song called "Yafeifia"




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Israelisms Podcast #109


Fri, Mar 30, 2007


HAPPY PESACH!

Happy Passover, everyone! We do a little lighter show today and do some listener feedback. An American Idol update. A new radio station RAM FM and some rules. The Saudis, as always...along with the solution of all the Middle East Crises. You know...a lighter show.

The final song is from ZEVEL and it's called "Beni Yeled Ra". They can be found on MySpace.


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Israelisms Podcast #108


Fri, Mar 23, 2007


Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves

Our Finance Minister is an embezzler. People we don't know, but know. Twelve new judges, and only one that knows anything about law. A government in stand-by mode. And Carol still hasn't written a peace plan.

Final song taken once again from MySpace! Her name is Ninet Tayeb and the song is called, Hee Yoda'at (She Knows)


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Israelisms Podcast #107


Fri, Mar 16, 2007


Hail, and Other Plagues

Too much weather; Leonardo causes a storm; More of the same from Hamas and Olmert; Lessons on politics and driving; and Tzipi could be our only hope.

The final song is from an Israeli band we found on MySpace called Beat69 and the song is called "Ogot Gvina" (Cheesecake).


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Israelisms Podcast #106


Fri, Mar 09, 2007


Go With The Flow

Letters from Lebanon. Drunk drivers in Israel. Hamas book burnings. More Israeli elections scenarios. And finally real tackle American football in Israel.

Final song from Machina!

And try this out!!





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Israelisms Podcast #105


Fri, Mar 02, 2007


PUSH THE BUTTON!!

Happy Purim!! We talk about Charley's new girlfriend and role model, Esterina Tartman. Avigdor "Don't Call Me Yvette" Lieberman and Yisrael Beiteinu's problems. West Bank real estate. The Saudis are in it again. And Eurovision is just around the corner. Of course, Israel may not be allowed in it.

Check out our entry with Teapacks' "Push The Button" played at the end of the podcast in its entirety.

AND VOTE!

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Israelisms Podcast #104


Fri, Feb 23, 2007


The Summit And Other Things That Don't Matter

Charley appeared on The Joey Reynolds Show from New York's WOR radio. He's doing shows from Jerusalem all week, and will have Charley and Carol on, also. Charley also did an interview with RAM FM radio, a new station broadcasting from Ramallah. They talk about the way the press views things differently. Also, American Touch Football in Israel championship. The International Book Fair in Jerusalem. The Summit where nothing was accomplished. And all sorts of other politics and fun stuff.

If you haven't already, check out Israel 21C. A great site.

The final song is an oldie from Shlomo Artzi called C'mo Az.




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Israelisms Podcast #103


Fri, Feb 16, 2007


The Real 242

Rough weather in Jerusalem; Carol agrees and disagrees with Ray; more talk  about the bridge in the Old City; and the real truth about UN Security Council Resolution #242...as Charley sees it.

Final song is from Sa'ar P'dida called "Eifo Aht Ha'Yom" (Where Are You Today?)

And don't forget to visit The Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour website.




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Israelisms Podcast #102


Fri, Feb 09, 2007


Anger Management

This week we concentrate on Carol's hostility. So we talk about non-controversial things like Arielle's new hair style; riots on the Temple Mount; the Hamas - Fatah agreement; and other light subjects.

The final song is from Har-El Scott called "Mashehu Mimeni" (Something From Me)




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Israelisms Podcast #101


Fri, Feb 02, 2007


No More Kidding!

You can believe this one! We talk about the Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour, Ray Hanania, Aaron Freeman, Yisrael Campbell, Shachar Chason, Chaim Ramon, Moshe Katsav, Ehud Olmert, and all sorts of other comedians!




Charley Ray Aaron Yisrael

Chicago Tribune Article



The final song is an old one from Eyfo Hayeled.





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Israelisms Podcast #100


Sat, Jan 27, 2007


THE CENTURY SHOW

We give a nod to the Mercury Theater on this very special, and different, Israelisms Podcast.

Thanks to all of you that have supported us through 100 shows. We love you all.


AND VOTE!

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Israelisms Podcast #99


Fri, Jan 19, 2007


One To Go

Australian summer? Winter? The Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour is coming up! Israel Chief of Staff Dan Halutz is history...and who's next? Olmert? Peretz? In memoriam: Yuri Stern

Sign the petition at Habanim

And our final song is from Jocko Eisenberg called "Nerdam Al Hacholot"

AND VOTE!

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Israelisms Podcast #98


Fri, Jan 12, 2007


Keep Your Mouths Shuts!

Official announcement of The Israeli - Palestinian Comedy Tour

Olmert on vacation...again. New Israel government without elections? Barak is barack? The fashionistas are on the attack! A new Super Anti-biotic! Charley's call for a boycott of El Al!

And the final song is from HaYehudim

AND DON'T FORGET TO VOTE!







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Israelisms Podcast #97


Fri, Jan 05, 2007


Shalom Chaver

In Memorium - Mayor of Jerusalem, Teddy Kollack

Special Segment: A visit with our family. Also, a few takes on Tzipi Livni, ultra-orthodox Fashion Police, and Charley's 2007 Prediction: Start the election campaign.

Final song is by Beit Ha-Bubot!

AND VOTE!!!

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Israelisms Podcast #96


Fri, Dec 29, 2006


HAPPY SYLVESTER

Or...as some people call it...Happy New Year!!
We talk about the weather, and what weather we had. We have relatives here but they don't have luggage. Is Tzipi Livni a ray of hope? Or not? Carol and Charley argue to bring in the New Year.

And from all of us at Israelisms, we want to wish all of you a happy and healthy New Year!

The final song is from Ayfo Ha Yeled.

AND PLEASE DIGG US!!






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Israelisms Podcast #95


Fri, Dec 22, 2006


A Christmas Miracle

Charley and Carol agree! Olmert better do something. Charley is very ill and Carol doesn't care. Cease fires that are never cease fires. Bibi has a blog. Stupid ministers in Israel's government.

Make sure you go to YNetNews.com for all your Israel news.



Final song is by AYA KOREM and the name of the song is "Yonatan Shapira"









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Israelisms Podcast #94


Fri, Dec 15, 2006


HAPPY HANUKKAH (Hanuka; Chanukah; Holidays)

Our Special Hanukah Show. We talk about some fun, absurd, could only happen in Israel stuff. Like the Keystone Kops, who some people call the Israel Police. Airlines just aren't kosher enough. Seats on the bus. Olmert bumbles again. Haniya can't show me da money. Sam's story from Chicago and Arielle's officer test.

If you REALLY want to laugh, view Yisrael Campbell's video clip from his one man show "It's Not In Heaven"

And that cool song in the beginning was from DOC MO SHE

And the final song is a little contribution from BARE NAKED LADIES!

Almost forgot...okay so I did forget and my apologies....but don't YOU forget to go to YNetNews.com for all your news from Israel!!






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Israelisms Podcast #93


Fri, Dec 08, 2006


A Report Even A Terrorist Could Love

The Baker-Hamilton Report comes out. Hamas and Syria love it! Should that tell us something?

Charley talks with Josh Reinstein of The Knesset Christian Allies Caucus and finds out what it takes to get people over to our side.

Find out the inexplicable lurid escapades of a prominent Knesset member Charley uncovers while at the Crowne Plaza Hotel coffee shop.

Well, maybe not.

And more talk of the doings and non-doings of our government.

Final song is from Ayfo HaYeled called Meshehu Shomaya Otee (Someone Hears Me).

And don't forget to go to YNetNews.com for Israel news.




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Israelisms Podcast #92


Fri, Dec 01, 2006


Give Cease A Chance

Our weather guy Steven gives a great report; the rapist and the Keystone Kops; Ray Hanania of YNetNews.com is a South Sider; Olmert talks good; King Abdullah puts a limit on immigration; the kind-of-a cease fire; the well deserved general strike; and Sam gets a job. Oh yeah...and Charley has the best stand-up show of his career but we'll never know for sure.

The final song is from  Ivri Lider called Yoter Tov Klume (Better Than Nothing). A little comment on the Cease Fire?

Our thanks to YNetNews.com and be sure to go there for all your Israel news.




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Israelisms Podcast #91


Fri, Nov 24, 2006


Happy Thanksgiving

Well...at least for a while. Off to the States. The Weather Bard stays with us, though. And we have a guest commentator, Yaakov Lappin of YnetNews.com

We talk about our Defense Minister; Charley has an idea for some political action at the United Nations; Thanksgiving Turkey; and Thanksgiving debacle; Haredi Fashion Convention and ladies....please walk on the other side of the street.

Everyone say good-bye to Samantha for a while. She's off to the States.

Please check out YnetNews.com for your Israel news needs.

Our final song is by Caroline. A choice from Samantha. They're a new Israeli group.




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Israelisms Podcast #90


Fri, Nov 17, 2006


Wrestlemania

Or maybe a little disagreement...about...stuff.

The Weather Bard bids adieu (sniff, sniff). Our thanks to Steven Cohen for a job incredibly done.

Comments on the comments, Israel's Post Office and indiscriminate charging, Arielle update, Sam's leaving on a jet plane.

Paula Abdul comes out of the closet.

Our thanks for the intro goes to The Ask Lyndon Podcast and Three Blind Mice

And we finish things off with YO - YA!




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Israelisms Podcast #89


Fri, Nov 10, 2006


I Love A Parade

The Gay Pride Parade turns into a Gay Pride Event. Violence works. Haredim rioting for no good reason. Israel government folds again. Olmert does nothing so he can keep his job. Lieberman in charge of dismantling settlements, and other absurd situations.

The final song is by Eric Berman.

Thanks to Craig Patchett for the intro and be sure to listen to What's On! Podcast




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Israelisms Podcast #88


Fri, Nov 03, 2006


Turnin' Down The Flame

And we're not talking about the weather. Although, we do talk about the weather. Israel weather, that is. Charley has a miserable time getting his car tested. The haredim (ultra-orthodox) are being ridiculous...again. The Israeli government is at a standstill, but Carol has a solution!

Check out a couple podcasts:
Southern Orange County Podcast

100 Word Stories Podcast

And our final song is by Beit Habubot




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Israelisms Podcast #87


Fri, Oct 27, 2006


No More Jet Lag

And we're back to arguing. It feels good. There's a racist in the Knesset, but our elected officials don't care. Olmert doesn't care. Peretz doesn't care. Assassin's conjugal visit. Israel politics at its finest. Peres wants to be president, but you gotta promise. And Arielle survives a breakup.

Final song is an oldie by Kaveret.




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Israelisms Podcast #86


Fri, Oct 20, 2006


We're Baaaaaack


Home again! Good to be back. We talk about the trip back home to Israel. Getting back into the Israel political swing of things we talk about our disgraceful president (as opposed to the others some may have), possible political party mergers, gorgeous weather, and all kinds of stuff.

Still very jet-lagged.

Special thanks again to Richard Lewis for the intro.

And we had a great time with Matt and Amy (Redboy Podcast) and Lisa and Joe (Cheap Date) at Navy Pier in Chicago!


Final song is going out to our nephew Jake who requested Hadag Nachash.




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Israelisms Podcast #85


Sat, Oct 14, 2006


Special Guest!

Our nephew Jake joins us! We talk about the lack of news from Israel, girlfriends, the Foley Scandal (because we heard it's required by law to talk about it on all media now), snow in Chicago, and we're wrapping things up here and GOIN' HOME!

Thanks for hanging with us on our trip!




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Israelisms Podcast #84


Sat, Oct 07, 2006


Another From Chicago

Charley meets a star. This is uploaded once again from Starbucks. Hard to keep track of Israel from here, but the coffee is better.


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Israelisms Podcast #83


Tue, Oct 03, 2006


IN CHICAGO

First of all, apologies for not getting this to you sooner. To say things have been crazy...well you can imagine. But this has remained a priority. We promise. We've been to California, and now we're in Chicago. We still have time to talk about Israel and a weird experience for Charley on Yom Kippur. Controversy follows Israelisms. I swear we don't ask for it!

We're still going to try to shoot for a regular show on Friday. Excuse the production quality. It's unedited, uncompressed, and uploaded at Starbucks because nobody in our family has wireless access! Could be worse. I mean look at it this way....we're drinking Starbucks!!!


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Israelisms Podcast #82


Fri, Sep 22, 2006


HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Shana Tova everyone! From Carol and Charley, we want to wish each and every one a very happy, healthy year (5767). We loved sharing this past year with you and hope you'll join us in the next.

We talk about the criminals known as Charley and Carol. The terrorists talking at the United Nations. The Pope's troubles and the "disproportionate response". Arab MK's cutting of their noses. And our trip to the United States!





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Israelisms Podcast #81


Fri, Sep 15, 2006


And Some Stand-Up, Too

Charley goes to the dogs...or vice-versa. The idiots at Amnesty Intl. The Palestinian two-step. Politicians in Israel should come clean. No matter who they are. Getting ready for the trip.

Final song by Beit HaBubot.





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Israelisms Podcast #80


Fri, Sep 08, 2006


You're No Genius...

Okay, so that was the wrong thing to say, but...

We talk about ultra-orthodox weddings, Max Brenner Chocolate Bar, The Marker's most influential, presidential's troubles, Blair is coming and we want Gerry Adams to go home. A couple of trivia questions.

Final song is from our listener, Jake from Michigan! called, "I Need You"


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Israelisms Podcast #79


Fri, Sep 01, 2006


The Monday Morning Quarterback Show

Commissions, inquiries, blame, responsibility, but is anyone doing anything? Hostage rally in Tel Aviv. Another trivia question. Israelisms Essentials
No choices in Israeli government. School begins...and all sorts of other stuff.

Check out BBQ Bob's show...I promise I will.

And the Trypod Network welcomes The Radio Adventures of Dr. Floyd and Mostly News!

The final song is a favorite from Chemi Rodner.


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Israelisms Podcast #78


Fri, Aug 25, 2006


Rhetoric

Samantha enters the fray. Amnesty Intl. is a joke. But Terj Larsen and Wikipedia are ridiculous as well. Whose head should roll and why? Carol has some nice stories. Is disengagement still relevant?

The final song is from Jeremy Kaplan. One of the prettiest songs ever, "Kfar Achshav".  (Next to "Alison" by Elvis Costello, of course)

 




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Israelisms Podcast #77


Fri, Aug 18, 2006


Knee Deep In The Hoopla!

The war is over? Depends on who you talk to. In Israel, there's always something going on. France backs out (there's a shocker). Dan Halutz gives stock tips. Another election around the corner? Arielle picks up katyushas, and Sam's friends are back.

Don't forget to make us a favorite at Podcast Pickle

IMPORTANT!
By the way....someone wants Israelisms taken out of Wikipedia. So PLEASE go to the Wikipedia Israelisms entry
and help Israelisms stay in there.




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Israelisms Podcast #76


Fri, Aug 11, 2006


Still Going On...

Check out Israelisms in Wikipedia!
And Yahoo! Podcasts Staff Pick

Arielle needs a care package in the army so we send it to her. Our adventure in Betar Illit. Carol and Charley go at it. Israel government's missteps, mistakes, and misguidance.

And a very special ending to the show.




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Israelisms Podcast #75


Fri, Aug 04, 2006


And The Beat Goes On...

Depeche Mode is stupid, but Mel Gibson gets the nod. Check your driver's license because Charley didn't check his. Israelisms The Musical? Arielle's Israel Army story. Carol does some blaming. Temporary neighbors across the street, and more!

Final song is an oldie, but a special request from Carol. "Lu Yehi" sung by Gashash Chiver and Naomi Shemer.




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Israelisms Podcast #74


Fri, Jul 28, 2006


Hangin' In There

Charley tells Israeli army stories from Arielle. Israel Little League in the European League Championship. Saeb Erekat...would you buy a car from this man? Oh yeah....and there's still a war going on. We tell about Israel refugees and the way we handle that situation. Kofi Annan makes another bone-headed accusation.

Oh yeah.....and THANK YOU, FOX NEWS.

Important website to visit: Crisis In Israel

If you haven't already, listen to our visit with Bill Grady on You Are The Guest.

Our final song is from Mollie Levi called "Bye Bye".


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Israelisms Podcast #73


Fri, Jul 21, 2006


The Armchair Quarterback Show

The answer to the crisis and war in Israel is revealed. But why would you expect less?

Where are those missiles kept, anyway? The idiots at the United Nations deserve mentioning. Arielle comes home for the weekend. Responses to oh so many comments, and invitations for more.

Special thanks go to the maxi-talented Scott Fletcher for his contribution. If you need some Golden Vocals, visit Caraworks and listen to Podcheck Review

Important: Go to Israel At Heart and contribute your comments and time to the Take Three Minutes Swat Team

Correspondence from our listener Esther (who now has her own blog, up north:

Shalom Carol and Charley

 

Again your correspondent from the noisy northern border who was woken earlier by a loud boom (so what's new).

It is Friday, the end of another week and I am looking forward to your podcast.

 

Life has slipped into a routine of internet, phones and TV. My husband is back to work though half his shift aren't there - either at home looking after children or 'down south'.

 

Earlier in the week our congregation coordinator did a fine job organizing, among other things, buses to relocate any members of the community who wish to go somewhere more peaceful. Those who can't go to family or friends are with host families.The bus on Tuesday had a luckily escape as a kutuysha landed 100m away from where people were waiting to be picked up. Fortunately no one was hurt.

I understand Tzur Hadassah has taken a serious part in this effort both organizing and hosting.Did you know about that?

I am in charge of the 'Anglos', posting messages to an electronic notice board and phoning those who don't have email. Most of them are veteran Naharians and have no intention of leaving but were glad to have chat.

The Reform Movement also donated some activity kits to Shlomi and Naharia so the children will have something to do in the shelters on Shabbat.

 

Unfortunately it is not all good news. The lady killed in the first attack on Naharia was an occasional visitor to our congregation and her nephew is an active youth member. She was an Argentinean and her death has sent shock waves through the Naharia's Spanish speaking community.

And yesterday I discovered the one of our members is now living in a shelter because her building has been destroyed. Today I hope to organize some transport to get her to Jerusalem and a host family. I would like to check how she is and we really need to do some shopping so I think a detour is in order.

 

We have also had enough of being stuck inside and are planning a Shabbat trip to Tel Aviv - sea, sand ,sunlight.

 

I have stopped watching the international news and reports about 'Israeli Aggression's leaving me shout at the TV.

However this report left me breathless

Whether it's anti-Semitism or anti-Israeli,  it is anti-me. ( And will someone tell me why it is so ok to be anti-Israel. What have we done that is so horrible the world feels it can hate us with impunity?) According to human rights organizations other countries can fight a war with civilians causalities and it is a shame, when Israel does so it is a war crime. Is my life, any Israeli life, so worthless to them that Israel is not allow to defend itself?

Final music is by Machina!




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Israelisms Podcast #72


Fri, Jul 14, 2006


And The Rocket's Red Glare....

Really not too much to talk about today. Sorry. But I suppose we dug up a couple subjects. Just to keep things interesting, Samantha joins us in the studio. We talk about the World Cup and Anthony Parker leaving. Oh yeah, and I guess we might have mentioned the war that we're in, also. The idiots at the United Nations and the equally mentally challenged folks in the European Union get some time. And we would be remiss if we didn't at least throw a passing comment towards our favorite terrorists, Hizbullah and Hamas.

Repeat after me, class......"Disproportionate Response"

We received an email from our listener Esther, who lives up North near the Lebanese border. She agreed to let us share it with you, and we'd like to thank her for that. Here it is:

Of course our present situation isn't quite so wonderful.

We are used to the occasional boom so at first it was no big deal. Then we started to see the news and realized it was serious. At 11am the Matnas phoned to ask us to take the children home from summer camp. We kept to our plan of visiting my parents for lunch but they live only about 1 km from the border. You can see the the border, that green ridge that was behind Alon Ben-David on channel 10's news last night, from my parent's sitting-room. We spent most of the afternoon in their security room in the company of several terrified pet dogs, eyes glued to the TV news with the constant boom and rattle of gun and artillery fire in our ears. Whenever there was a particularly loud explosion my daughter would leap into my arms. When my husband came to pick us up after work we could see the brown smoke of battle billowing up from behind the ridge and there was strong smell of gunfire in the air.

 

Our house is about 2 km from the border on the other side of Shlomi and it was a lot quieter than at my parents as we could only hear the loudest booms and of course all the air traffic.Even so our children slept in the safety room.

 

Then this morning I was woken by the boom of the katuyshas as they passed over us on the way to Naharia. After checking the internet and TV news there were phone calls: some to friends in Naharia and many from friends elsewhere in Israel offering us help and a place to escape. Even our friends at the Reform 'HQ' in Jerusalem phoned to show their support and to ask if they could help in anyway. Our friends abroad also sent emails to check we are ok.

One pleasant surprise at 9am: my husband arrived back home. He works in Tefen and the factory had closed so an impromptu holiday.

 

Later

Sorry just finished the above when there was a loud bang and the electricity cut-off. At this we decided to take a trip the Kirion (The Kanion of the North) . We also needed to stock up on food as feeding 4 people at least 3 times a day uses up a lot of supplies and we need plenty of snacks to munch our way through the boredom of being stuck in the house.

Naturally as we wandered round we met most of my husband's family and about a dozen of his work colleagues so it took a lot longer than expected and that explains why I'm finishing this in the middle of the night.

Since we've been home there seem to be less katuyshas but a lot of air traffic and on our travels we saw several tanks being transported into position. The fact that one missile managed to reach Haifa was a bit of a shock.

 

Maybe you want take a trip north with the IRiver? Now that would be a special podcast, plenty of background sound effects!

 

Anyway must go sleep and all that....

 

take care

Esther

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Israelisms Podcast #71


Fri, Jul 07, 2006


Back In The Studio

We're back in the studio and it's just Carol and Charley. We had a couple birthday wishes for Arielle, and we're rooting for Italy in the World Cup. The Palestinians continue to attack us...and so does the United Nations. Idiotic rabbis and politicians are gay bashing, but they don't notice what's happening in Sderot or Ashkelon. Oh well. Just another week in Israel.

Please nominate/vote for us at the PodCast Awards (button is over on the right hand column)....

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Israelisms Podcast #69


Fri, Jun 23, 2006


IDIOTS ABOUND

All in all...it's just another podcast in the wall. Roger Waters comes to Israel. Arielle graduates. Carol's list of idiots including a doozie by our beloved Shimon Peres. We're in the Red Cross. The WZO convention ends and Reform and Conservative Judaism get a boost in Israel thanks to our goofy president. Pallywood antics and more.

We don't need no education......


See you all Sunday?


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Israelisms Podcast #68


Fri, Jun 16, 2006


The Zionists Are Coming, The Zionists Are Coming

Arielle graduates!! No rabbis for president because the president we already have is an idiot. World Zionist Congress is here and so is ARZA. The rockets continue and Israel remains guilty even when proven innocent.

Thanks to Shelly from Shelly's Podcast for the intro! And don't forget to check out The Big Show this week.

A big welcome to ABSOLUTE SCIENCE from The Trypod Network!

Stay tuned for information on the Live Show on June 25th.

And check out this little video and pass it around. Viral marketing is where it's at.
WALKIN' TO TRYPOD NETWORK

The final song is from BET HABUBOT 


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Israelisms Podcast #67


Fri, Jun 09, 2006


The World Cup Begins!

Thanks to Steve and Maureen from The Wicked Good Podcast for the intro! Or, should I say...Todah Rabah

We discuss the proper use of the letter "Q"and how it relates to terrorists. Electricity insanities. More talk of ticket prices. Apologies (with a qualification) to Canada. And all sorts of other stuff.

Congratulations to Jack from Kickass Podcast on the birth of their daughter!
And a special congratulations to our fellow Trypodders Chad and Amanda, otherwise known as Me & The Bean on the birth of Max! Lots of good stuff happening in the podcasting world. Mazal Tov to all, as we locals say.

And......welcome to Trypod Network, Shelly from Shelly's Podcast. We're very excited to have her on board....FINALLY

Tentative date: Live show.....June 25th.

The final song is called "Amen" from HAYEHUDIM.



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Israelisms Podcast #66


Fri, Jun 02, 2006


HAPPY SHAVUOT!

Have some cheese! Thanks to Steve and Dawn from For What It's Worth podcast for the intro, and welcome to the Trypod Network!

Denny Crane comes to Israel, and Fred Flintstone is discovered in Israel. Nobody is buying the World Cup overpriced TV package, and concert tickets are overpriced. Oh yeah....and it's time to attack Canada.

Special guests in the studio.

Closing song is the theme song to Carol and Samantha and Arielle's favorite tele-novella on Israeli TV...."Ha'Alufa"


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Israelisms Podcast Family Special


Mon, May 29, 2006


The Family

Howard and Joanie and Clive and Judy and Samantha and Arielle and Carol and Charley. Talk about wacky! The family in a hotel room in Jerusalem just talking. And talking about important things, too. Like...Moses jumping out at you.

What a great time this was.

An Israelisms Collector's Item.


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Israelisms Podcast #65


Fri, May 26, 2006


SPECIAL GUEST CO-HOST! TRADING PODCASTERS!

It's the Israelisms you've been waiting for! Charley is joined by Nora from JAWBONE RADIO. This is a great one that shouldn't be missed.

The final song is from SUBLIMINAL.




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Israelisms Podcast #64


Fri, May 19, 2006


The Family Is Coming!

The family is coming to visit this week! The World Cup is expensive. Tel Aviv doesn't know how to handle a little fireworks. Palestinian money and a Wookie has an answer.

Choose us as one of your favorites at Podcast Pickle so Carol doesn't get upset.

The ending song is "Torro" by SUBLIMINAL

And don't forget to join our Google List over on the right-hand side!

And thanks to Redboy and Absolute Amy for the intro. We love you guys!


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Israelisms Podcast #63


Fri, May 12, 2006


HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!

Thanks to Len and Nora at Jawbone Radio for the intro!
Weird, soccer related weather report today (how many times have you seen THAT statement?).
Jed Clampett goes to Herzliya Pituach; Jacob's Ladder Festival we will once again not be attending; the price of bread; aquafied buffalo is kosher; and A.B. Yehoshua has an effect on Carol.

Congrats to Kristen from Manic Mommies who did a GREAT job as the "traded co-host" on ExtraLife this week. To find out more about May's activities for all the shows on Trypod Network...GO TO THE SITE!


The final song is in memory of a legendary Israeli entertainer, Yossi Banai, who passed away this week. The whole country mourns the loss.

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Israelisms Podcast #62


Fri, May 05, 2006


Special Cinco de Mayo Show!

Okay, not really. But we still do the weather and talk about the special days that just happened. Memorial Day and Independence Day. Also, government sanctioned poverty and those crazy racists.

Trypod Network news!

Thanks to Me And The Bean for the intro!

Final song from Teapaks called Perech Hashchunot.


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Israelisms Podcast #61


Fri, Apr 28, 2006


IDOL DISAPPOINTMENT

Yes, I was crushed. My beloved Kellie is gone. Thanks for the sympathy, though. It always helps in times of crisis. And we can thank Absolute Amy and Redboy for ruining the surprise. I'm hoping I'll find out what book they're reading so I can tell them the ending.

Oh yeah. And there were things happening in Israel, too. Coalition wrangling, and a bombing in Egypt. Holocaust Remembrance Day; Soldiers' Memorial Day; and Independence Day.

Thanks so much for the contributions to the new iPod. We're halfway there! If you'd like to donate, there's a button over on the right side if you scroll down a little.

And The Trypod Network welcomes two great new podcasts! Comedy4Cast and Mostly Trivial The network just keeps getting better and better.

We want to thank Aaron from The Big Show for the intro! That was really nice. By the way, The Big Show is also part of The Trypod Network.

The final song is from the group Kele 6 (Prison 6) and the name of the song is "Lo Yahol" (Can't).




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Israelisms Podcast #60


Fri, Apr 21, 2006

Aquiver With Excitement

Coalition angling, and traffic problems. Not much talk about Evil, but some bad people still around. Talk about the weather, but still not doing anything about it. And I love you, Alice B. Toklas!

If you care to donate to the iPod fund, there's a button over to the right (thanks for all the donations so far, by the way).

The Trypod Network welcomes The Redboy Podcast
and Me And The Bean

And if love vintage animation, you'll love Refredirator

Thanks to Jake for the intro, and the closing song is for him. It's from Hadag Nachash
and the name of the song is "Gabi V'Debbie"


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Israelisms Podcast #59


Fri, Apr 14, 2006


HAPPY PASSOVER and EASTER

A little stand-up to start things off. Then we move to another great and successful Passover seder. Yes, the gefilte fish was great. We even talk about Cadbury Easter Eggs, the weather, the best and most generous listeners in the world, politics out of context, American Idol (of course), and some voice mails. Happy Birthday, Hannah Bananah.

Vote for Podcast Pickle for the Webby Award!

And as requested, I put a link for a new iPod donations link on the right side of this page. You're the best.


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Israelisms Podcast #58


Fri, Apr 07, 2006


Happy Pesach!

We talk about gefilte fish and the convergence plan. Now where else can you get both those in one show? The coalition, the weather, and my poor ruined iPod.

Oh...and if you didn't believe me about the skydiving.....




Final music by Kaveret


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Israelisms Podcast #57


Fri, Mar 31, 2006


Special Show with Special Guests for a Post-Election Show (snappy title....huh?)

Samantha and Arielle join us to discuss everything. We talk about the elections; Arielle's trip to Poland; Sam's trip to Egypt; some voice mails; and stand-up comedy coercion.

If you want to drop David Kilimnik a note about his attitude towards stand-up comedy....feel free to write to him at offthewallcomedy@yahoo.com

Today's final music is by The Yehudim


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American Idol SPECIAL


Tue, Mar 28, 2006

AMERICAN IDOL SPECIAL with CAROL and ABSOLUTE AMY

A very special Israelisms Podcast. We all know how obsessed Carol is with American Idol....well she gets together with another fanatic, Absolute Amy from the World Famous, Redboy Podcast and they talk about the show up to this point. This is a fun one even if you don't watch Idol.

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Israelisms Podcast #56


Fri, Mar 24, 2006

Special Election Edition!

Elections are Tuesday and if you're an Israeli you'd better vote! Charley has a Moron of the Week; Arielle is in Poland; Kelly Clarkson isn't gonna be here

Things mentioned:
Donate in the name of Scott Solow Israel Ride
Gevaldikguy Show

AND MAKE SURE YOU LISTEN TO MANIC MOMMIES...I promise you'll love it!

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Israelisms Podcast #55


Fri, Mar 17, 2006

Happy St. Patrick's Day?

Well, we do talk about St. Patrick's Day in Israel...and Purim...and getting drunk and behaving badly. Of course there's elections, American Idol, the weather, Arielle's trip, and other stuff.

Music by Ivri Lider singing V'ulai (And Maybe)

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Israelisms Podcast #54


Fri, Mar 10, 2006

Israelisms Lite!

Not too much serious stuff this week. Sure, there's politics, but there's also sports; and of course, Madonna; Arielle's trip to Eilat and Sam's trip to Egypt...and it's cold outside.

Listen to Charley being interviewed on Today In Podcasting

Podcasts mentioned:
Jawbone Radio
Zee And Zed

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Israelisms Podcast #53


Fri, Mar 03, 2006

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY ISRAELISMS!

Special One Year Anniversary collector's edition of Israelisms! Montage; favorite moments; rants; American Idol; and a very, very special announcement

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Israelisms Podcast #52


Fri, Feb 24, 2006

A Full Year Of Shows

Intro by SEEK IRONY
My finger; Olmert and Bibi boxing; Voting; Olympics; and naturally.....American Idol

Podcasts mentioned:
Crackerbox Podcast
Basic Israeli

Music by: SEEK IRONY

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Israelisms Podcast Special


Tue, Feb 21, 2006

SEEK IRONY

Even if you're not a fan of hard rock, you're going to love this podcast. We had the pleasure to spend some time with the Israeli rock band SEEK IRONY and here it is for you along with a few of their songs.
On a personal note, and I hope this doesn't ruin their hard rock image, but you won't meet a nicer group of guys. We had such a good time. They have a great sense of humor, they love what they're doing, and they love being from Israel. Their music is in English, but they are definitely Israeli. And that's a compliment.

(from l to r: Rom - drums; Kfir - singer; Jove - keyboards/electronics)

Be sure to check out their website:
SeekIrony.com
And their myspace page at:
http://www.myspace.com/seekirony

Songs played:
Poli; Bleeding Back2Life; Tech'N'Roll

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Israelisms Podcast #51


Fri, Feb 17, 2006

The Injury Podcast
Dog bites man...well...Charley; Samantha joins us!; Carol's Palestinian movie review; Olympics; and your American Idol update!

Listen to the podcast, Dismay

Musical tribute in memory of an Israeli legendary singer, Shoshana Demari

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Israelisms Podcast #50


Fri, Feb 10, 2006

Get Into The Fray!
Morons of the Week; Ridiculous investigation...or not; Hey! Look over there!; Facts and Fiction
Podcasts Mentioned: Destructomundo
Rambling Retard Rampage

Music by Shema Lama Ding Dong

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Israelisms Podcast #49


Fri, Feb 03, 2006

Hail, Hail
Arielle's prison experience; Amona hooligans; Olmert all the way; We lose the contest; and the Super Bowl is here!

Podcasts mentioned:
Comedy4Cast
King Bonk

Music is by Jeremy Kaplan

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Israelisms Podcast #48


Fri, Jan 27, 2006

The Groovy Show
Start using "groovy" because that's what I'm talkin' about; Hamas Wins! Palestinians Lose!; Platforms or not

IT'S VOTING TIME...PLEASE TAKE A SECOND AND VOTE FOR US...IT'S IMPORTANT!!!!

Ending song by Maya Bouskilla "Itcha" (With You)
Check out:
Josh In Japan
The Poddog Show

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Israelisms Podcast #47


Fri, Jan 20, 2006

Attack of the Yellow Jackets
And the weather poem; Olmert; wacky settlers; losing Labor; and the end of El Al's monopoly

Music by Noa Farren Al T'Sachek Eetee (Don't Play With Me)
And listen for us on The Big Show!

IT'S VOTING TIME...PLEASE TAKE A SECOND AND VOTE FOR US...IT'S IMPORTANT!!!!


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Israelisms Podcast #46


Fri, Jan 13, 2006

Friday the 13th Special
Okay...not really. But we do talk about the weather (I love those poems); aggravating things at the supermarket; the fall of Shinui; could Charley be leaning towards Kadima?; New Years party; and NO voice mails.

Check out Zoe's stuff at her website

And please rate Israelisms on YAHOO PODCASTS by CLICKING HERE

Music is from Chaverim Shel Natasha (Friends of Natasha)

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Israelisms Podcast #45


Fri, Jan 06, 2006

Sad Situation
We discuss the sad situation we're in concerning Prime Minister Ariel Sharon, and what the immediate future may hold.

Podcasts mentioned:
Reaching For Lucidity
The G's Podcast

And please rate Israelisms on YAHOO PODCASTS by CLICKING HERE

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Israelisms Podcast #44


Fri, Dec 30, 2005

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
We talk about the poetic weather; our New Year's Eve plans; seeing some old friends; life without the Internet; and of course....politics.

From Israelisms Podcast, we want to wish all of you, our listeners, a very happy, healthy, and safe New Year. We hope 2006 is even better, and that you not only stay with us at Israelisms, but let everyone know about us as well. We really do love you all...but you know that.

Important reminder: Starting January 1, Podcast Pickle is starting their voting/favorites over again, and wiping the slate clean. So, please go back and choose us as one of your favorites by CLICKING HERE

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Israelisms Podcast #43


Fri, Dec 23, 2005

HAPPY HANUKAH...or Merry Christmas...or Happy Kwanzaa...or Happy Holidays.....It's our holiday spectacular!...okay....so it's not so spectacular...but we do mention the holidays.
And we talk about the little stroke that shook the country. And the Likud goes to Bibi again. And we argue for a change. And Sam's haircut.

Yes...I barbecued in the pouring rain

And thanks to Laurence from Is Full Of Crap for a look at a beautiful buffalo roast

And give a listen to our new friends from our old neighborhood at 4th Time Around

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Israelisms Podcast #42


Fri, Dec 16, 2005

It's the left hand side; New employment agency; Old guys, move aside!; Winter is here; and picking nits.

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On The Road #5


Tue, Dec 13, 2005

Ramle

In search of the best hummus ever. With our guides Eyal, Michal, and guest Simon from England.

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Israelisms Podcast #41


Fri, Dec 09, 2005

Go Bears!

Okay, now that I said that, here's what we have this week. Sharon gets his first criminal. Terror attack. Shelley Something-Or-Other. And other assorted mayhem.
Be sure to check out our listener, Guy's book Bangkok Inside Out
And don't forget Shelly from Shelly's Podcast
Or Extra Points for all our Fantasy Football stuff
And a thanks goes out to Steve from The SG Show for a very funny email.
But most of all, don't forget to go to Podcast Pickle and make us one of your favorites! I mean it! JUST CLICK HERE
And our closing song is one of my all time favorites. It's an oldie but a goodie. It's Kaveret with the song "Yo-Ya".

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Israelisms Podcast #40


Fri, Dec 02, 2005

This week we talk about Arielle's Army; a very special...but never voted for....Moron of the Week; a very special interview with Gila (well, you gotta listen to find out); and Kadima, Labor, and who was that other party again?....oh yeah....Likud.

The link Carol talks about is http://www.seconddraft.org/streaming/pallywood.wmv.

Sorry...couldn't find a link to the artist for the final song, but she is Noa Farren and the song is "Al Tisachek Iti" (Don't Play With Me).

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Israelisms Podcast #39


Fri, Nov 25, 2005

Post Thanksgiving
Trying to breathe again after being stuffed. Fun in politics. Morons of the Week. Carol and Sam's Movie Review Voice mails and so much more.....
Closing song is SHIRI MAIMON and her song "Kama Pa'Amim" (Sometimes)

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Israelisms On The Road #4


Wed, Nov 23, 2005

HAPPY THANKSGIVING
Carol and I do a special Thanksgiving Podcast. Don't worry, we're still doing the regular one on Friday.
Not willing to give up on this American tradition, we go shopping for Thanksgiving. And we drive over an hour to do it!
We heard about a store in the town of Ranaana that caters to American style brands and types of food, being that Ranaana has a large population of Anglos living there.
So, folks.....WE GO TO MEATLAND!!!

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Israelisms Podcast #38


Fri, Nov 18, 2005

Politics and Peretz; hot water heaters; Happy Thanksgiving; voice mails; and Arielle joins us! I love it when she comes home early on Thursday nights.
Arielle's choice of ending song is "Sigapo" by the group Beit Habubot...sorry couldn't find an online link to their music.

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENTS:
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Order your Podcaster Calendar today, in which Israelisms is one of the months.

ANNNNNNDDDDD....
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Israelisms Podcast #37


Fri, Nov 11, 2005

Peres loses, Peretz wins, Paris burns.
Intro courtesy of one of our favorites, The Redboy Podcast
Voicemails, Phil Collins, and David Frost. Weddings. And what a great country.

Closing song is "Ba'a Aleichem" (Coming To You) by MIRI MESSIKA

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Israelisms Podcast #36


Fri, Nov 04, 2005

We have a special guest celebrity on the show! We have Aaron from THE BIG SHOW! We talk basketball(Israeli), football(Israel), and Amazing Race(not Israel....yet). Commemoration of the Rabin assassination. We have colds. Iran infiltrating The Podcast Pickle. A blast from summer camp past from Rabbi Larry Karol, and click on his name to listen to some of his music. And we help one of our favorite podcasts with another new word, Redboy Podcast.

Don't forget to make us a favorite at Podcast Pickle, and put yourself on our map over to the right side.

Today's end song is from last year's Israel's version of Idol, Harel Moyal, with the song, "Emtza HaLilah B'kfar" (Middle of the Night in the Town).

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Israelisms Podcast #35


Fri, Oct 28, 2005

1917.....2005; World Series stories; shopping justice; Iran wants to wipe us off the map; we're starving Betar Illit; and write to Marie Claire Magazine and let them know you disapprove with their blatantly biased and anti-Israel platform (and I ain't talkin' about shoes).
Enter our contest for an Israelisms Podcast Theme Song First prize is an Israelisms tee-shirt and coffee mug!!

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Israelisms Podcast #34


Fri, Oct 21, 2005

White Sox Win!!
Oh...and molotov cocktails and rock throwing; arguing over solutions; comedy show; Evangelicals; and more....
Our last song today is from Chaverim Shel Natasha (Natasha's Friends) and is called "Coke B'Tzohorayim" (Coke in the afternoon)

And come take a look at our Pickle Page. Register and choose us as one of your Favorites....please.

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Israelisms On The Road #3


Tue, Oct 18, 2005

THE MALL RATS
We go to the Jerusalem Mall in Malcha (Kanyon Malcha)to surprise Samantha at work. She surprises us...she's on break. But when she comes back we talk with her about her job, the mall, stores, and a typical day in an Israeli mall.

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Israelisms Podcast #33


Fri, Oct 14, 2005


Could Carol's birthday be over? We get a couple more audio Happy Birthdays. One from Nora of the famous Jawbone Radio and another from Aaron of the equally famous The Big Show. We also get an anonymous birthday greeting, so we'd like to know...Who sang Happy Birthday? We talk about the Hebrew calendar; Yom Kippur stories (Charley had a little lamb?); Prayers for Sale; Crackle is anti-semitic; and Carol gets mad at Charley....for a change. Starting the New Year out right.

Don't forget to listen to our interview on You Are The Guest

The closing song is called "Chalom Kachol"(Blue Dream) sung by Rami Fortis

Register and Vote...just ONCE!


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Stand Up And Be Counted.


Wed, Oct 12, 2005

This episode is the first expose of my interfaith segment, I sit down and talk with one of my Indonesian Muslim friends about all sorts of issues and topics, ranging from interfaith cooperation to little appreciated facts about Islam. Also featured, as is represent by the banner, is a special plea to the Pagan Community on behalf of Darla Wynne. Please check and look for more information at Exploring the Cauldron, and also at the Darla Wynne Fund Site for further information. This episode's a little heavier than normal but I feel it's worth it.

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SodOff Radio Promo


Sun, Oct 09, 2005

New Promo!

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Israelisms Podcast #32


Fri, Oct 07, 2005


HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CAROL!
Birthday greetings from some friends; Rosh Hashana Recap; Yom Kippur to come; Move over to Podcast Pickle; A little bit of politics; and an upcoming interview on YOU ARE THE GUEST Podcast with host, Bill Grady.
Links and thanks to:
Sam from The SG Show
Jeff from This and That w/Jeff and Pat
Eric from There Are Jews In Alabama
Bazooka Joe from Small World Podcast
Our closing song is called "LaZooze" (To Move), performed by supergroup, HaDag Nachash

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PodShots No. 4


Tue, Oct 04, 2005

In addition to today's PodShots which overs a quick and breezy podcast looking at: an unforgivable sin performed by the Patriots organization on Tedy Bruschi and why the Globe gave so much space to Mrs. Idiot, MichelleMagnanDamon. Please also be sure to visit Scott's Shots at www.bostonsportsmedia.com/shots/" for a dissection of last week's Bill Simmons story.

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Casting Calm and Invoking the Goddess of Groove


Mon, Oct 03, 2005

Jam packed (don't worry you'll get the pun later) with recipes as well as discussions, this episodes truly speaks to those already sitting on the couch. This podcast is quite different from my last one and definitly is a lot calmer. I talk about pagan books, new recipes, as well as my Cafepress Store. The main topic however is Pagan Holidays and their prescence (or lack thereof) on Calendars. Also, this week's featured herb is Marjoram.

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Israelisms Podcast #31


Fri, Sep 30, 2005


Happy New Year!...or Happy Rosh Hashana, or Shana Tova, or.....
How we're spending the holiday; Likud elections; big police investigation of a major crime; charging for security; Carol's one minute explanation; shout outs, and voice mails; and our closing song is an oldie but a goodie from 1973...
Kaveret from the album Siporay Poogy (Poogy Tales)....HaMakolet The Grocery Store.
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Late Night Sounds-Show 19


Sun, Sep 25, 2005

This weeks Late Night Sounds features music from: The Inbreds, The Books, Dean is Dead, Hockey Night, Acid House Kings, and Metronomy...If you like these music selections cast a vote at podcastalley.com For direct links to the artists featured on the shows visit caffeine-headache.net

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Israelisms Podcast #30


Fri, Sep 23, 2005

Car batteries, School uniforms, Halacha or not, apologies to Jack Straw, Simon Wiesenthal, Likud implosion
The song last week can be obtained at http://www.tact-records.com/en/. Thanks to Shai 360 for that information.
And our song this week, as Carol mentioned, is by an Israeli group that has recorded in English. Their name is ROCKFOUR and the English album is called Supermarket. The song we close with is from that album, called Wild Animals
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Something Fabulous This Way Comes!


Wed, Sep 21, 2005

Paul joins us once again for the Wandering Pagan section to talk about autumnal foods of Japan. He shares with us different dishes that are simply divine~! I also go on to share some information about the Fool card in Tarot. Special thanks go out to Brian from Emerald Rose for letting me play "Pagan Girl". Music used: Pagan Girl by Emerald Rose, & Ode to Autumn by Me

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Pagans, Pagans Everywhere!


Tue, Sep 20, 2005

The second podcast covers uses and descriptions of Kava. Also for the Wandering Pagan segment me and Paul travel to the Full Moon Mochi festival here in Japan. Paul also joins me later on to discuss today's main topic of Indigenous People's religions and the Neo-pagan community.

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Israelisms Podcast #29


Fri, Sep 16, 2005

Carol has a Moron; Sharon in the UN; Traffic; Burning synogogues; Peres and MTV; and the closing song is one of Arielle's favorites, Kabel (Take), by Shai 360 V'Hatzel

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Podcast 7


Thu, Sep 15, 2005

Podcast 7

Trisonics Mystery Lady
Adrina Thorpe Fly, Fly, Fly
Michael Burgess Apple Seeds
Abbott & Costello Who's on First
Telos Open Up Your Eyes
Henta Ellis In Your Eyes
Blunation Skys Pearls


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Israelisms Podcast Special


Wed, Sep 14, 2005

SPECIAL ALIYAH EDITION
By popular demand, we give you a special aliyah (immigration to Israel)edition of Israelisms Podcast. This is part one of at least a couple podcasts we'll be doing on this topic.
Today we visited Nefesh B'Nefesh and spoke with Dudy Starck about their unbelievable program of making the whole experience of moving here from North America not only feasible, but also relatively hassle-free.
Also includes the Top Ten List of How To Tell Your Family You're Moving To Israel. A must for anyone planning on the move.
Other related aliyah links:
Nefesh B'Nefesh http://www.nbn.org.il
Jewish Agency Immigration & Absorption Dept. http://www.aliyah.org/
Step By Step Making Aliyah http://www.olehgirl.blogspot.com/

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Israelisms Podcast #28


Fri, Sep 09, 2005

Moron Of The Week; Henna Weddings?; We'll never be Israeli; BBQ'ing; Victoria's Secret; Bumbling Bibi; and our closing song is one of my favorites of all time.
Jeremy Kaplan "Kfar Achshav"

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Late Night Sounds-Show 18


Thu, Sep 08, 2005

This weeks Late Night Sounds features music from: Jason Collett, Field Music, Cass McCombs, Ashbury, and Geisha Girls...If you like these music selections cast a vote at podcastalley.com For direct links to the artists featured on the shows visit caffeine-headache.net

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Israelisms Podcast #27


Fri, Sep 02, 2005

On Location!
We do this one from the Haas Promenade (The Tayellet)overlooking the Old City of Jerusalem. The most spectacular view of the Old City. Carol talks history, and Charley talks politics...so what else is new.
Back to school and movin' out.
Closing song is done by a listener! He's Tom Shad, a professional musician and very talented. Visit his website at http://www.myspace.com/tomshad1. Maybe he'll do a theme song for us.

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View from the Promenade.

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Israelisms Podcast #26


Fri, Aug 26, 2005

New intro thanks to Jeff from This and That. The International Arts & Crafts Festival we actually went to. Charley doing standup on Sept. 3 Disengagement wrap-up. Traffic Charley didn't like. And some shout-outs.

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Israelisms Podcast #25


Fri, Aug 19, 2005

The Disengagement Show!
Plus, Steven being funny...no...make that hilarious.
Plus, us answering some comments and questions and don't forget to vote for our favorite author Christopher Moore, so he can win the much deserved Quills Award for his brilliant book "The Stupidest Angel".

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Israelisms Podcast Special


Mon, Aug 15, 2005

It's Sam and Arielle's turn! They answer your questions and talk about growing up in Israel in spite of their parents. This is a fun one that deserved its own show. Enjoy!

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Israelisms Podcast #24


Fri, Aug 12, 2005

Ebay bargain of the month; Bibi bolts; Disengagement home stretch; Fox News Corporate is unfair; Some rants; Some raves

Music is "Ein Rock 'n Roll B'Ivrit (There's no Rock 'n Roll in Hebrew)" by Chemi Rodner

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Israelisms Podcast #23


Fri, Aug 05, 2005

We need a theme song! Morons of the Week. Carol's rants. And lots of shout-outs.

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New show to check out: Jews In Alabama

Reminder: Send us some questions for Samantha and Arielle for our upcoming interview.

Song at the end of the show is: "N'hayderet"(She's Great) by Y'tziot Cherom (Emergency Exit)

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Israelisms On The Road #2


Mon, Aug 01, 2005

We went to The Shuk in Jerusalem! Otherwise known as Mahane Yehuda...otherwise known as The Jewish Market.

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Late Night Sounds-Show 16


Sun, Jul 31, 2005

This weeks Late Night Sounds features music from: Thao Nguyen, David Garza, Bobby Bare Jr., Las Sans Culottes, Killer Teen Robot, and Cagey House. If you like these music selections cast a vote at podcastalley.com For direct links to the artists featured on the shows visit caffeine-headache.net

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Israelisms Podcast #22


Fri, Jul 29, 2005

A very special show. Hilarious and talented standup comedian, Yisrael Campbell joins us and talks about........everything. Guaranteed you're going to love this one.

Music this week is by Shema Lama Ding Dong. I love them!

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Late Night Sounds- Show 15


Mon, Jul 25, 2005

This weeks Late Night Sounds features music from: Felix McTeigue, Pernice Brothers, Apartment, Lismore, Chow Nasty, and Fark. If you like these music selections cast a vote at podcastalley.com For direct links to the artists featured on the shows visit caffeine-headache.net

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Israelisms Podcast #21


Fri, Jul 22, 2005

Beth from Oak Park joins us in the studio! We talk about boyfriends, aliyah, school, walking around naked, morons, crooked lawyers, some shout outs and podcast recommendations!

Everyone likes the music at the end so I'll start to tell you who it is. This week is Chaverim Shel Natasha (Natasha's Friends).

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Israelisms Podcast #20


Fri, Jul 15, 2005

Our 20th Show Anniversary! Plus... Charley's Bogus Adventure Carol's Lightening Round More Orange Antics More PA Problems Jewish Olympics Shout Outs and.... A Special Musical Selection

Israelisms Podcast was nominated for Best Cultural/Political Podcast Award for the First Annual Podcast Awards. If you'd like to vote for us...please go to http://www.podcastawards.com . You're actually allowed to vote once a day!

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Israelisms On The Road #1


Tue, Jul 05, 2005

Our first Soundseeing Tour! Carol and Charley go to the Wailing Wall. Better turn the volume up a bit, though. But we'll get that right next time.

Guess which one is Carol

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Israelisms Podcast #17


Fri, Jun 24, 2005

Heavy Metal in Israel, girl bombers, Charley's standup, Tom Cruise, Carol's shout-outs, and of course...questions you get at the airport.

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Israelisms Podcast #14


Fri, Jun 03, 2005

Happy Week With No Holidays! We use new equipment, but not perfected. Join the "LJL Movement". More disengagement talk and shouting. Charley rants and Carol discovers a new cause to further. It's a new month. For Carol's sake...VOTE. Here, I'll make it easy for you: http://www.podcastalley.com/one_vote2.php?pod_id=1806

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Israelisms Podcast #13


Fri, May 27, 2005

Happy Lag B'Omer!! Burn some stuff. We're famous now, by the way. Cannes Film congrats. NY Jewish hecklers. Want the best hummus in the world?

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Israelisms Podcast #12


Fri, May 20, 2005

Madonna! Does that get your attention? And some desperate political wives. Traffic jams, a hard of hearing Chief Rabbi's wife, more rants, and man...is it a hot one today. Just a typical day in Israel.

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Israelisms Podcast #11


Fri, May 13, 2005

Independence Day barbecuing, the Chief Rabbi's rough family, basketball world champs, a teachers' strike, and Carol has her own pick for Moron of the Week!

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Israelisms Podcast #10


Fri, May 06, 2005

Happy Israeli Fourth of July!! (or Independence Day) We talk about what those wacky Israelis do on Independence Day, and how they don't know how to barbecue. Also, power breakfast, festivals, and the Final Four!! And Carol with her shout-outs.

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Israelisms Podcast #9


Fri, Apr 29, 2005

Ezer Weizman memorial...rioting (and sex) with the ultra-orthodox...a defense to settler violence...and the Moron(s) of the Week Award goes to........

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Interview with Charley on Podcast 411


Tue, Apr 12, 2005

Special Edition Podcast

Rob Walch of Podcast411 interviewed Charley about Israelisms Podcast and podcasting in general...oh yeah...and the gorgeous women in Israel... Listen to the interview here or go to Podcast411 for this and other interviews. Good job, and thanks Rob. It was a lot of fun!!

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Israelisms Podcast


Fri, Mar 04, 2005

Charley & Carol's Premier Podcast. We talk about life in Israel and how funny it can be. Especially that wacky disengagement! Enjoy.

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