• 393: The Sprinkles of Success
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• 392: Baaaaaa
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• 391: Glue an iPad to a Speaker, Done!
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• 390: Ba Dah Dum, Ba Dah Dum, Ba Dah Dum
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• 389: Robots Don't Have Feelings
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• 388: We Put the Fun in Fungible
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• 387: My Bell is Just Out of Reach
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• 386: So Many Dangerous Answers
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• 385: QuibHouse
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• 384: I’m Going To Be Petty About This
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• 383: Opacity of Technology
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• 382: Techno-Necromancy
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• 381: White Chocolate’s Not Real Chocolate
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• 380: Time for That to Sunset
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• 379: The Year My Reality Finally Goes Virtual
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• 378: Eliminate Nostril Cam
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• 377: How Many T's?
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• 376: The Doorway to my Ear Canal
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• 375: Christmas Tree Spiders
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• 374: Wow, What A Deal Wednesday!
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• 373: Talking About Yarn
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• 372: Comparing Apples to Intels
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• 371: I Don't Need to Lidar a Squirrel
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• 370: We All Deserve a Break
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• 369: It's the Tip of the Iceberg, but the Iceberg is Also On Fire
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• 368: Not Your Grandparents' MagSafe
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• 367: Sitting Here Like a Sucker
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• 366: There's a Microphone in My Mouth
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• 365: Skeuomorphism is Never Dead
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• 364: The MacBook Pro Is Technically Foldable
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• 363: No Guinea Pig Applications
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• 362: My Default Mode Is Skepticism
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• 361: Fires, Earthquakes, and Plague Zombies
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• 360: Your Laughter Is a Spoiler
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• 359: Confused and Full of Starch
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• 358: What's It Called? The Yellow One
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• 357: Not Yet and Also Never
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• 356: A Solid “Sometimes”
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• 355: Let's Kill Quibi!
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• 354: I Needed to Flee Reality
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• 353: Shortcut Concierge
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• 352: Garbage: Folder. Problems: Kettle.
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• 351: Sacrificing an Apple Pencil to the Fire
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• 350: A Hunk of Inert Matter
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• 349: That Was Chef's Kiss for Me
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• 348: Save Me From My Shame
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• 347: The Low Tech Way is The Easiest Way
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• 346: Beyoncé in Space!
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• 345: Bluetooth Kiss
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• 344: Surrounded by Chocolate and Distractions
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• 343: Allow Me to Interpret Gibberish
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• 342: I, Too, Am Concerned About My Isolation Beard
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• 341: The Fiddliest of Fiddly Fiddlers
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• 340: How Often Do I Have to Wash My Hair?
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• 339: Hide and Don't Go Seek
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• 338: Am I Allowed to Say Whisk(e)y?
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• 337: Blue Bubble Betterment
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• 336: The Best Kind of Answer: Yes & No
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• 335: Some Sort of Dongleage
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• 334: I Like That We Live in the Future
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• 333: Throwing the Spaghetti at the Consumer
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• 332: One Hip Lies
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• 331: Ambulatory Meat Sack
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• 330: I Call That the Airplane Squirrel
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• 329: Forgetting as a Service
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• 328: Kicking off 2020 for the Second Time
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• 327: Chiming in the New Year
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• 326: Why We Find Solace In Love
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• 325: Roomba vs. Baby
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• 324: Vehicles of Contamination
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• 323: Everything in My Computing Life is Chaos
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• 322: I'm More Surprised That I Was Surprised
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• 321: Stick an Apple on It
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• 320: Why Not Both?
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• 319: I Find Comfort in Managing Assets
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• 318: AirPods Sucking as a Service (ASaaS)
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• 317: Fancy Super Duper Techno Chippy Things
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• 316: Vaguely Hippie Leanings
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• 315: Pop Quiz, Hot Shot!
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• 314: Get a Real Computer, Jerk
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• 313: These Deals are Just Too Fresh
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• 312: Nerdy, Technolust Folks
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• 311: A Ten Buck Case on a Thousand Dollar Phone
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• 310: I Don’t Know Why This Is Dungeon Themed
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• 309: An Unnecessary Drive Someplace
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• 308: Lipstick on a Piggy Bank
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• 307: I'm Seeing a Bunch of Bananas
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• 306: A Drone-Clouded Sky
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• 305: The Awakeness of the Rose
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• 304: Grime Crime
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• 303: Early Morning Grotesquerie
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• 302: Unsettling, Weird, and Kind of Gross
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• 301: My Vulcan Mind
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• 300: My Journey Is Full of Magic
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• 299: We're All a Mess Together
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• 298: The Bloodcurdling Scream of an Alarm
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• 297: Lost in the Debacle
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• 296: Google Wave Was the Best Thing Ever
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• 295: Pixie Dust
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• 294: More Twists Than a Bag of Pretzels
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• 293: An Electric Scooter Is the New Horse
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• 292: The Drums are the Worst Part
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• 291: My Fingers are My Meese
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• 290: Huge Honkin' Phones
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• 289: Down to the Level of Atoms
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• 288: Facebook Is Gonna Facebook
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• 287: The Opposite of What They're Doing
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• 286: I Used to Be Boring
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• 285: Hey, It's Capitalism!
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• 284: Fairy Facts and Unicorn Facts
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• 283: How This "Unfolds"
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• 282: Party Popper Dealy-Bob
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• 281: Developers Need to Feed Their Pet Chickens
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• 280: I Swear I’m Not a Vinyl Hipster
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• 279: What Sorcery Is This?
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• 278: Marie Kondo'ing Your Notifications
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• 277: Say Hello to Your Little Friend
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• 276: That's Not a Place You Want Cameras
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• 275: So Many Guinea Pigs on Facebook
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• 274: I Don’t Have a Dog! I Don’t Wear Glasses!
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• 273: I'm in Troubletown
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• 272: I’m Aware I’m Beyond Help
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• 271: I'll Be Backed Up
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• 270: The Clockwise Lounge
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• 269: Mwah, Chef's Kiss!
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• 268: Wi-Pie
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• 267: A Belligerent Platypus on Steroids
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• 266: I’m in Dongle Heck
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• 265: The Least-Egregious Sin
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• 264: In the Parlance of Today
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• 263: Down With the System, Man!
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• 262: What If It's a Tiger?
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• 261: One of Those Vinyl People
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• 260: I Don't Even Have a Suction Cup
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• 259: Like Android, But Prettier
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• 258: I'm Petty and I Want My Colors
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• 257: Prison Spotlight
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• 256: A High Stakes Podcast
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• 255: Reverse Sherlocked
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• 254: Gigs and Teras of Flop Data
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• 253: Creepy Beating Heart
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• 252: I'm Not Alone in My Monsterdom
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• 251: That's Literally the Thing That I Want
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• 250: Bring Us The Dogmoji
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• 249: Six Years from Today
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• 248: Six Filters Was All We Needed in My Day
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• 247: It's What the Kids Want
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• 246: Things That Control Other Things
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• 245: Guinea Pig Hate Mail
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• 244: The Smooshing of Everything
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• 243: Under the Steps of a Drunken Giant
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• 242: A Sock For Everything
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• 241: I'm a Mostly Terrible Person
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• 240: Just the Downfall of Humanity
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• 239: Clippy Wearing a Stethoscope
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• 238: A Much Larger and Possibly Stupider World
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• 237: We Call Those Features
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• 236: Audible Cringe
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• 235: Scientific Cannibalism
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• 234: All The Great Blasphemous Shows
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• 233: Betray Me as a Consumerist Fool
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• 232: I Already Don't Think Money is Real
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• 231: Digital Okies
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• 230: An Adult With a Credit Card
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• 229: Nine Different News Apps
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• 228: Wrong Robot Name
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• 227: The Oprah of Apps
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• 226: Where Are My Little Ears?!
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• 225: Every Feeling Has Been Felt Already
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• 224: Hypothetical Hoarding
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• 223: Self-Driving Toilet
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• 222: Big Banana Fingers
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• 221: I'm Calling HR
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• 220: What Is Wrong With Everyone?
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• 219: Access to Tim Cook's Checkbook
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• 218: The World is Our Oyster
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• 217: I Live in a Robot Shop of Horrors
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• 216: Patience and Bourbon
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• 215: Exactly What A Spy Would Say
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• 214: The Table is Totally Irrelevant
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• 213: Case by Case Basis
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• 212: The Leaks are Coming From Inside the House
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• 211: Don't Want People to See All My Trees
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• 210: Sweet, Sweet Caffeine
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• 209: Fancy Carbs
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• 208: Even Mantis Shrimps Can't See It
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• 207: The 'C' Stands for Caveman
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• 206: The Safari Bandwagon
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• 205: Candy-Coated Vegetables
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• 204: I'm Having an Existential Crisis Over Here
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• 203: Spacetastic
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• 202: Explode a Knee
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• 201: We Hate Boredom but Don't Like Change
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• 200: Inbox Infinite
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• 199: I Don't Really Want to Find My Friends
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• 198: Fire Bad, Trees Good
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• 197: So Much of Your Life is a Lie
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• 196: I'm Taking My Face Off the Internet
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• 195: Clearly You're Both Wrong
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• 194: Full-Time Icon Designer
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• 193: Just Say No to Cash
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• 192: This is Why I Left
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• 191: So Many Dusty Shelves
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• 190: McGruff the Password Dog
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• 189: Her Cuneiform is Top Notch
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• 188: Also Called a Phone Call
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• 187: On the Phone I'm a Monster
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• 186: Project Me on a Hologram
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• 185: Add Things to Things
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• 184: My Hands Smell Delightful
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• 183: The Mystery Machine
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• 182: Sorry, My Brain Crashed
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• 181: A List of Things That Don't Happen
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• 180: Stargate Problem
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• 179: So Many People Are Bad
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• 178: Artisanal Pickle
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• 177: Burn It Down and Start Over
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• 176: Cool But Also Creepy
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• 175: Same As It Ever Was
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• 174: Irrational Exuberance
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• 173: Old Tech Dies Hard
";
• 172: Serial iPhone Killer
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• 171: Built-In Babel Fish
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• 170: The Internet of Garbage
";
• 169: All the Great Dongles
";
• 168: Giant Pyramid of Coal
";
• 167: Paper Form Wizard
";
• 166: Walk-In Vending Machine
";
• 165: Orgy of Consumer Spending
";
• 164: Voiceovers and Aluminiums
";
• 163: The Ultimate Dongle
";
• 162: Privacy is a Feature
";
• 161: Emotional Life Preserver
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• 160: There's No Escape
";
• 159: A Cow Episode
";
• 158: Business Carpeting Service
";
• 157: Plotting Together
";
• 156: Right, That's Still Going On!
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• 155: Old Slippery Six
";
• 154: Others of Us Will Be Sad
";
• 153: I Don't Swim
";
• 152: Dad, Play This
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• 151: Maybe They'll Update GarageBand
";
• 150: Find My Enemies
";
• 149: Watching an Alien Sunset
";
• 148: Everything's a Remix
";
• 147: It's All Zubats Around Here
";
• 146: Marvel Has Killed Me
";
• 145: I’ve Always Wanted to Have a French Accent
";
• 144: Rock Music and Short Pants
";
• 143: A Whole New Watch
";
• 142: Spare Device or No Dice
";
• 141: Not Even in the Rotator
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• 140: Check Under Your Seat
";
• 139: You've Got to Feed Those Chickens
";
• 138: You Know What You're Signing Up For
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• 137: You're All American
";
• 136: A Pox On Both Their Houses
";
• 135: Angst in Appleville
";
• 134: My Deepest Condolences 😢
";
• 133: Talk Candidly About Ladies' Pants
";
• 132: Person or Not
";
• 131: The Dream of the Early 2000s
";
• 130: The Stephen Hackett Approach
";
• 129: Flop Thunderdome
";
• 128: Non-Virtual Nausea
";
• 127: The Great Inbox in the Sky
";
• 126: Go into Space with Jerks
";
• 125: You're a Four Right Now
";
• 124: Church of Beyoncé
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• 123: I Could Probably Live Without the Sandwich
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• 122: It Always Comes Back to Robot Butlers
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• 121: Customer Sad
";
• 120: The Las Vegas of Weather
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• 119: Freaking out the Neighbors
";
• 118: Bright and Bushy Tailed
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• 117: Sunset My Brain
";
• 116: You Can't Fight City Hall
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• 115: I Don't Believe in Unlimited
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• 114: That's So Canadian of You
";
• 113: A Bit of a Fatalist
";
• 112: I'm Leaving the Internet Now
";
• 111: If You Wish upon a Heart
";
• 110: AirPlay Express
";
• 109: Muggle Keyboard
";
• 108: Mysteriously Concealed Peas
";
• 107: None of Them Do Everything
";
• 106: Don't Go to the Tree
";
• 105: Opposite of Schadenfreude
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• 104: Mrs Weasley's Clock
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• 103: TV Sandwich
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• 102: You Failed Them
";
• 101: Maybe We Should Call AppleCare
";
• 100: The Speed of Your Voice
";
• 99: I Wear Amber Goggles at Night
";
• 98: Robot-Kicking Problem
";
• 97: Given Phones and Sent into the World
";
• 96: Faraday Cave
";
• 95: The Only iPod Touch Fangirl
";
• 94: Defend the Indefensible
";
• 93: Double Down on Corn
";
• 92: Betas are for Chumps
";
• 91: Next to Compass
";
• 90: Cord Nevers
";
• 89: A Bunch of Dopes
";
• 88: A Hot Mess
";
• 87: Creeped Out By Robots
";
• 86: Buzzing My Wrist
";
• 85: Squeals of Joy and Pain
";
• 84: The Amazon Echosystem
";
• 83: Giant Pyramid
";
• 82: Stunt Queuing
";
• 81: Little Tiny Terrycloth Robes
";
• 80: We're All Dying Slowly
";
• 79: The Next Free Noms
";
• 78: MacBook Nothing
";
• 77: A Computer for Ants
";
• 76: The Darkness
";
• 75: Aluminum Foil Everything
";
• 74: 😱
";
• 73: I Prefer My Cars With Backdoors
";
• 72: Robot Butler
";
• 71: ToasterPen
";
• 70: Little Crab Hands
";
• 69: Quantum Dots and Kooky Segways
";
• 68: Genuine Frontier Gibberish
";
• 67: Disapproving Record Clerk
";
• 66: Driving Through Magic
";
• 65: The Slovenian Perspective
";
• 64: Disposable Electric Car
";
• 63: Uber, What's Up With It?
";
• 62: Light at the End of the Pipe
";
• 61: Chancellor of Burberry
";
• 60: Spite Corporation
";
• 59: Everything's Weird
";
• 58: All My Money Is Gone
";
• 57: Piegate
";
• 56: Niche of Awesomeness
";
• 55: Extreme Physical Butt Force
";
• 54: Government in Exile
";
• 0: Tamagotchi Plays You
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