- 393: The Sprinkles of Success
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- 392: Baaaaaa
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- 391: Glue an iPad to a Speaker, Done!
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- 390: Ba Dah Dum, Ba Dah Dum, Ba Dah Dum
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- 389: Robots Don't Have Feelings
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- 388: We Put the Fun in Fungible
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- 387: My Bell is Just Out of Reach
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- 386: So Many Dangerous Answers
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- 385: QuibHouse
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- 384: I’m Going To Be Petty About This
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- 383: Opacity of Technology
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- 382: Techno-Necromancy
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- 381: White Chocolate’s Not Real Chocolate
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- 380: Time for That to Sunset
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- 379: The Year My Reality Finally Goes Virtual
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- 378: Eliminate Nostril Cam
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- 377: How Many T's?
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- 376: The Doorway to my Ear Canal
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- 375: Christmas Tree Spiders
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- 374: Wow, What A Deal Wednesday!
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- 373: Talking About Yarn
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- 372: Comparing Apples to Intels
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- 371: I Don't Need to Lidar a Squirrel
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- 370: We All Deserve a Break
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- 369: It's the Tip of the Iceberg, but the Iceberg is Also On Fire
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- 368: Not Your Grandparents' MagSafe
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- 367: Sitting Here Like a Sucker
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- 366: There's a Microphone in My Mouth
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- 365: Skeuomorphism is Never Dead
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- 364: The MacBook Pro Is Technically Foldable
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- 363: No Guinea Pig Applications
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- 362: My Default Mode Is Skepticism
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- 361: Fires, Earthquakes, and Plague Zombies
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- 360: Your Laughter Is a Spoiler
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- 359: Confused and Full of Starch
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- 358: What's It Called? The Yellow One
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- 357: Not Yet and Also Never
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- 356: A Solid “Sometimes”
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- 355: Let's Kill Quibi!
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- 354: I Needed to Flee Reality
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- 353: Shortcut Concierge
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- 352: Garbage: Folder. Problems: Kettle.
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- 351: Sacrificing an Apple Pencil to the Fire
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- 350: A Hunk of Inert Matter
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- 349: That Was Chef's Kiss for Me
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- 348: Save Me From My Shame
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- 347: The Low Tech Way is The Easiest Way
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- 346: Beyoncé in Space!
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- 345: Bluetooth Kiss
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- 344: Surrounded by Chocolate and Distractions
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- 343: Allow Me to Interpret Gibberish
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- 342: I, Too, Am Concerned About My Isolation Beard
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- 341: The Fiddliest of Fiddly Fiddlers
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- 340: How Often Do I Have to Wash My Hair?
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- 339: Hide and Don't Go Seek
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- 338: Am I Allowed to Say Whisk(e)y?
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- 337: Blue Bubble Betterment
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- 336: The Best Kind of Answer: Yes & No
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- 335: Some Sort of Dongleage
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- 334: I Like That We Live in the Future
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- 333: Throwing the Spaghetti at the Consumer
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- 332: One Hip Lies
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- 331: Ambulatory Meat Sack
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- 330: I Call That the Airplane Squirrel
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- 329: Forgetting as a Service
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- 328: Kicking off 2020 for the Second Time
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- 327: Chiming in the New Year
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- 326: Why We Find Solace In Love
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- 325: Roomba vs. Baby
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- 324: Vehicles of Contamination
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- 323: Everything in My Computing Life is Chaos
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- 322: I'm More Surprised That I Was Surprised
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- 321: Stick an Apple on It
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- 320: Why Not Both?
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- 319: I Find Comfort in Managing Assets
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- 318: AirPods Sucking as a Service (ASaaS)
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- 317: Fancy Super Duper Techno Chippy Things
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- 316: Vaguely Hippie Leanings
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- 315: Pop Quiz, Hot Shot!
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- 314: Get a Real Computer, Jerk
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- 313: These Deals are Just Too Fresh
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- 312: Nerdy, Technolust Folks
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- 311: A Ten Buck Case on a Thousand Dollar Phone
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- 310: I Don’t Know Why This Is Dungeon Themed
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- 309: An Unnecessary Drive Someplace
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- 308: Lipstick on a Piggy Bank
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- 307: I'm Seeing a Bunch of Bananas
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- 306: A Drone-Clouded Sky
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- 305: The Awakeness of the Rose
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- 304: Grime Crime
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- 303: Early Morning Grotesquerie
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- 302: Unsettling, Weird, and Kind of Gross
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- 301: My Vulcan Mind
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- 300: My Journey Is Full of Magic
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- 299: We're All a Mess Together
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- 298: The Bloodcurdling Scream of an Alarm
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- 297: Lost in the Debacle
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- 296: Google Wave Was the Best Thing Ever
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- 295: Pixie Dust
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- 294: More Twists Than a Bag of Pretzels
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- 293: An Electric Scooter Is the New Horse
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- 292: The Drums are the Worst Part
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- 291: My Fingers are My Meese
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- 290: Huge Honkin' Phones
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- 289: Down to the Level of Atoms
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- 288: Facebook Is Gonna Facebook
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- 287: The Opposite of What They're Doing
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- 286: I Used to Be Boring
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- 285: Hey, It's Capitalism!
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- 284: Fairy Facts and Unicorn Facts
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- 283: How This "Unfolds"
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- 282: Party Popper Dealy-Bob
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- 281: Developers Need to Feed Their Pet Chickens
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- 280: I Swear I’m Not a Vinyl Hipster
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- 279: What Sorcery Is This?
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- 278: Marie Kondo'ing Your Notifications
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- 277: Say Hello to Your Little Friend
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- 276: That's Not a Place You Want Cameras
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- 275: So Many Guinea Pigs on Facebook
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- 274: I Don’t Have a Dog! I Don’t Wear Glasses!
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- 273: I'm in Troubletown
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- 272: I’m Aware I’m Beyond Help
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- 271: I'll Be Backed Up
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- 270: The Clockwise Lounge
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- 269: Mwah, Chef's Kiss!
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- 268: Wi-Pie
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- 267: A Belligerent Platypus on Steroids
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- 266: I’m in Dongle Heck
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- 265: The Least-Egregious Sin
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- 264: In the Parlance of Today
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- 263: Down With the System, Man!
";
- 262: What If It's a Tiger?
";
- 261: One of Those Vinyl People
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- 260: I Don't Even Have a Suction Cup
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- 259: Like Android, But Prettier
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- 258: I'm Petty and I Want My Colors
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- 257: Prison Spotlight
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- 256: A High Stakes Podcast
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- 255: Reverse Sherlocked
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- 254: Gigs and Teras of Flop Data
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- 253: Creepy Beating Heart
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- 252: I'm Not Alone in My Monsterdom
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- 251: That's Literally the Thing That I Want
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- 250: Bring Us The Dogmoji
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- 249: Six Years from Today
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- 248: Six Filters Was All We Needed in My Day
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- 247: It's What the Kids Want
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- 246: Things That Control Other Things
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- 245: Guinea Pig Hate Mail
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- 244: The Smooshing of Everything
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- 243: Under the Steps of a Drunken Giant
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- 242: A Sock For Everything
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- 241: I'm a Mostly Terrible Person
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- 240: Just the Downfall of Humanity
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- 239: Clippy Wearing a Stethoscope
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- 238: A Much Larger and Possibly Stupider World
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- 237: We Call Those Features
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- 236: Audible Cringe
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- 235: Scientific Cannibalism
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- 234: All The Great Blasphemous Shows
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- 233: Betray Me as a Consumerist Fool
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- 232: I Already Don't Think Money is Real
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- 231: Digital Okies
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- 230: An Adult With a Credit Card
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- 229: Nine Different News Apps
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- 228: Wrong Robot Name
";
- 227: The Oprah of Apps
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- 226: Where Are My Little Ears?!
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- 225: Every Feeling Has Been Felt Already
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- 224: Hypothetical Hoarding
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- 223: Self-Driving Toilet
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- 222: Big Banana Fingers
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- 221: I'm Calling HR
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- 220: What Is Wrong With Everyone?
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- 219: Access to Tim Cook's Checkbook
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- 218: The World is Our Oyster
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- 217: I Live in a Robot Shop of Horrors
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- 216: Patience and Bourbon
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- 215: Exactly What A Spy Would Say
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- 214: The Table is Totally Irrelevant
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- 213: Case by Case Basis
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- 212: The Leaks are Coming From Inside the House
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- 211: Don't Want People to See All My Trees
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- 210: Sweet, Sweet Caffeine
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- 209: Fancy Carbs
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- 208: Even Mantis Shrimps Can't See It
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- 207: The 'C' Stands for Caveman
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- 206: The Safari Bandwagon
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- 205: Candy-Coated Vegetables
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- 204: I'm Having an Existential Crisis Over Here
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- 203: Spacetastic
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- 202: Explode a Knee
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- 201: We Hate Boredom but Don't Like Change
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- 200: Inbox Infinite
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- 199: I Don't Really Want to Find My Friends
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- 198: Fire Bad, Trees Good
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- 197: So Much of Your Life is a Lie
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- 196: I'm Taking My Face Off the Internet
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- 195: Clearly You're Both Wrong
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- 194: Full-Time Icon Designer
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- 193: Just Say No to Cash
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- 192: This is Why I Left
";
- 191: So Many Dusty Shelves
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- 190: McGruff the Password Dog
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- 189: Her Cuneiform is Top Notch
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- 188: Also Called a Phone Call
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- 187: On the Phone I'm a Monster
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- 186: Project Me on a Hologram
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- 185: Add Things to Things
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- 184: My Hands Smell Delightful
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- 183: The Mystery Machine
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- 182: Sorry, My Brain Crashed
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- 181: A List of Things That Don't Happen
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- 180: Stargate Problem
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- 179: So Many People Are Bad
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- 178: Artisanal Pickle
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- 177: Burn It Down and Start Over
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- 176: Cool But Also Creepy
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- 175: Same As It Ever Was
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- 174: Irrational Exuberance
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- 173: Old Tech Dies Hard
";
- 172: Serial iPhone Killer
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- 171: Built-In Babel Fish
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- 170: The Internet of Garbage
";
- 169: All the Great Dongles
";
- 168: Giant Pyramid of Coal
";
- 167: Paper Form Wizard
";
- 166: Walk-In Vending Machine
";
- 165: Orgy of Consumer Spending
";
- 164: Voiceovers and Aluminiums
";
- 163: The Ultimate Dongle
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- 162: Privacy is a Feature
";
- 161: Emotional Life Preserver
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- 160: There's No Escape
";
- 159: A Cow Episode
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- 158: Business Carpeting Service
";
- 157: Plotting Together
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- 156: Right, That's Still Going On!
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- 155: Old Slippery Six
";
- 154: Others of Us Will Be Sad
";
- 153: I Don't Swim
";
- 152: Dad, Play This
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- 151: Maybe They'll Update GarageBand
";
- 150: Find My Enemies
";
- 149: Watching an Alien Sunset
";
- 148: Everything's a Remix
";
- 147: It's All Zubats Around Here
";
- 146: Marvel Has Killed Me
";
- 145: I’ve Always Wanted to Have a French Accent
";
- 144: Rock Music and Short Pants
";
- 143: A Whole New Watch
";
- 142: Spare Device or No Dice
";
- 141: Not Even in the Rotator
";
- 140: Check Under Your Seat
";
- 139: You've Got to Feed Those Chickens
";
- 138: You Know What You're Signing Up For
";
- 137: You're All American
";
- 136: A Pox On Both Their Houses
";
- 135: Angst in Appleville
";
- 134: My Deepest Condolences 😢
";
- 133: Talk Candidly About Ladies' Pants
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- 132: Person or Not
";
- 131: The Dream of the Early 2000s
";
- 130: The Stephen Hackett Approach
";
- 129: Flop Thunderdome
";
- 128: Non-Virtual Nausea
";
- 127: The Great Inbox in the Sky
";
- 126: Go into Space with Jerks
";
- 125: You're a Four Right Now
";
- 124: Church of Beyoncé
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- 123: I Could Probably Live Without the Sandwich
";
- 122: It Always Comes Back to Robot Butlers
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- 121: Customer Sad
";
- 120: The Las Vegas of Weather
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- 119: Freaking out the Neighbors
";
- 118: Bright and Bushy Tailed
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- 117: Sunset My Brain
";
- 116: You Can't Fight City Hall
";
- 115: I Don't Believe in Unlimited
";
- 114: That's So Canadian of You
";
- 113: A Bit of a Fatalist
";
- 112: I'm Leaving the Internet Now
";
- 111: If You Wish upon a Heart
";
- 110: AirPlay Express
";
- 109: Muggle Keyboard
";
- 108: Mysteriously Concealed Peas
";
- 107: None of Them Do Everything
";
- 106: Don't Go to the Tree
";
- 105: Opposite of Schadenfreude
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- 104: Mrs Weasley's Clock
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- 103: TV Sandwich
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- 102: You Failed Them
";
- 101: Maybe We Should Call AppleCare
";
- 100: The Speed of Your Voice
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- 99: I Wear Amber Goggles at Night
";
- 98: Robot-Kicking Problem
";
- 97: Given Phones and Sent into the World
";
- 96: Faraday Cave
";
- 95: The Only iPod Touch Fangirl
";
- 94: Defend the Indefensible
";
- 93: Double Down on Corn
";
- 92: Betas are for Chumps
";
- 91: Next to Compass
";
- 90: Cord Nevers
";
- 89: A Bunch of Dopes
";
- 88: A Hot Mess
";
- 87: Creeped Out By Robots
";
- 86: Buzzing My Wrist
";
- 85: Squeals of Joy and Pain
";
- 84: The Amazon Echosystem
";
- 83: Giant Pyramid
";
- 82: Stunt Queuing
";
- 81: Little Tiny Terrycloth Robes
";
- 80: We're All Dying Slowly
";
- 79: The Next Free Noms
";
- 78: MacBook Nothing
";
- 77: A Computer for Ants
";
- 76: The Darkness
";
- 75: Aluminum Foil Everything
";
- 74: 😱
";
- 73: I Prefer My Cars With Backdoors
";
- 72: Robot Butler
";
- 71: ToasterPen
";
- 70: Little Crab Hands
";
- 69: Quantum Dots and Kooky Segways
";
- 68: Genuine Frontier Gibberish
";
- 67: Disapproving Record Clerk
";
- 66: Driving Through Magic
";
- 65: The Slovenian Perspective
";
- 64: Disposable Electric Car
";
- 63: Uber, What's Up With It?
";
- 62: Light at the End of the Pipe
";
- 61: Chancellor of Burberry
";
- 60: Spite Corporation
";
- 59: Everything's Weird
";
- 58: All My Money Is Gone
";
- 57: Piegate
";
- 56: Niche of Awesomeness
";
- 55: Extreme Physical Butt Force
";
- 54: Government in Exile
";
- 0: Tamagotchi Plays You
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