Nobody can kiss and tell like Rodney Dangerfield! Here are all the details of his torrid love affair with La Contessa. This ultra-spicy private diary chronicles the amazing exploits of a great lothario, and is sure to make you howl. Afterwards, the man who just "can't get no respect" lets loose with a collection of new material, "It's Lonely at the Top (When There's No One on the Bottom)," performed at the world-famous Laugh Factory in Hollywood.