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Naked Beneath My Clothes by Rita Rudner

Naked Beneath My Clothes

Tales of a Revealing Nature

by Rita Rudner

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Rita Rudner's comedy is carefully structured, impeccably timed and exquisitely funny. From one of the best comedians working today comes a wildly funny collection of stories about men, women, modern problems, and life before remote control.

Rita Rudner on pierced ears: "Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry."

On Hair: "Nobody is really happy with what's on their heads. People with straight hair want curly, people with curly hair want straight, and bald people want everyone to be blind."

On childbirth: "It's scary. One of my friends told me she was in labor for thirty six hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for thirty six hours."

On plastic surgery: "I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have facelifts until my ears meet."


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