The only lie told more often than "no, that looks totally cute on you" and "I got AIDS through oral" is "it gets better". Well, a lotta times it don't. Sometimes it just sucks less. But I promise you: Where there's a Willam, there's a way.
But this isn't all about me (for once). It's about you and how you can suck less at a variety of things drag queens are so much better at than the average person. I've got clap backs and life hacks and tips on classing up a simple grab-and-run lifting spree to the much more dignified act of larceny. Super-important life stuff with my own special secret fag-swag sauce. So welcome to Willam's School of Bitchcraft and Wiggotry. Class is in session.
With a foreword by Neil Patrick Harris.