My Life is a one-of-a-kind autobiography, not only because it describes my interesting and unusual life, but also because I am a dog. And as far as I know, this is the first ever-canine autobiography. I begin my story with my first memories as a five-week-old puppy and conclude with my departure from this earth. I tell how I chose a career in household security, how I faced and overcame seemingly impossible obstacles, the games I played, and most especially the always-problematic relationship between dogs and humans.